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  • I have never read Playboy before.

  • 'Cause I grew up in the digital age,

  • so you didn't really need magazines.

  • I just want to apologize to my mom.

  • I feel like I'm sinning.

  • The 1960's.

  • I'm more aroused by the prices back then.

  • Twenty-five cents for everything.

  • Like, the old school art is so vintage, so cool.

  • I don't see any boobs yet.

  • Do people actually read the articles?

  • There are a lot of articles.

  • I feel like that was the old joke.

  • The moment of truth, I always wanted to do this.

  • Daaamn.

  • Oh, I feel so raunchy.

  • That is just an American Apparel ad today.

  • Uh-oh, eighties.

  • I'm expecting hair on hair on hair.

  • The first bush era.

  • Every picture kind of looks like a Prince album cover.

  • I know women at Walmart that are from the eighties

  • 'cause they still have their hair like this

  • and they can't let it go.

  • They're too poofy, they look like Pomeranians got naked.

  • (whipping sound)

  • It's like a Glamour Shot.

  • It looks like something you would take at the mall.

  • That is a jungle.

  • In the sixties they were kinda like, ooh, what's there,

  • but in the eighties they were just like boom!

  • Take a good look, America.

  • So, this is the nineties.

  • I'm just playing the theme from Full House

  • in my head as I'm looking through this.

  • The nineties ones just look like my teacher, it's weird.

  • It comes with a bio.

  • It has her childhood photos.

  • How do you go to your parents, like, "Hey Dad,

  • "I need some pictures of my childhood

  • "because I'm kind of in Playboy?"

  • This is not up to health code.

  • Don't eat this popcorn.

  • The 2000s.

  • This is like when Playboy needed

  • to step their game up, 'cause the internet was around,

  • and people could get it for free.

  • Just drunk college girls lifting

  • their shirts up to the camera.

  • That was a thing for like a decade and a half.

  • And now I'm seeing an article about the two faces of Islam.

  • Good boxing theme 'cause she's a knockout.

  • She's a racecar driver.

  • Well, she's a girl who sits on racecars.

  • This is when Photoshop started to come in.

  • She's way too smooth-looking.

  • I feel like you painted her body.

  • This is not real, this is not real.

  • 2015.

  • Country girls.

  • My family has a farm, so I sort of grew up on there.

  • No one dresses like this when they're like,

  • "I'm gonna go drive the tractor".

  • If they wanna sell these,

  • they should do hipster girls of Silver Lake.

  • These girls are imported.

  • None of these girls have ever been to the South.

  • Although, we did have tire swings.

  • There's not a whole lot of racial diversity

  • in these Playboys, and I'm kind of upset by that.

  • Brown people can be in the country too, you know.

  • There's water everywhere.

  • They don't know how to drink out of a canteen.

  • This part is sexy but then like this part

  • where it's just dripping off at the end, you're like, ew.

  • As the time went on, it was getting just

  • more explicit and less tasteful.

  • Not gonna read 'em, I don't think,

  • just 'cause, I mean, the internet.

  • Just interesting with these old magazines.

  • You and your friends all looked at the same

  • two dozen naughty pictures.

  • I guess it's more like a recognizable name.

  • It's like McDonalds but for naked people.

  • Just want to apologize to my mom again.

  • I'm sorry, this is weird.

  • I know this is weird for both of us

  • 'cause you're gonna watch this.

I have never read Playboy before.

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