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  • I got a phone call from my agent.

  • He's like, "Gabe, check it out.

  • "CHP, California Highway Patrol,

  • wants to hire you to do a show."

  • I go, "Really? What does it pay?"

  • "They want you to donate your time."

  • "I think I'm busy."

  • "They told me to let you know you have a warrant

  • in the city of Fresno, California."

  • I'm like, "Oh, they're good."

  • So I did the show.

  • And I'm gonna tell you guys right now---

  • I'm gonna tell you guys right now,

  • it was one of the scariest shows I ever did.

  • A room full of nothing but cops.

  • Everybody's drinking a lot.

  • And I'm scared, because if they get ghetto, who do I call?

  • You know, I got to go out in the parking lot

  • and find some gang member.

  • "Hey, back me up!"

  • So the show went good.

  • It went so good that they asked me to do another show

  • in California, in San Diego,

  • for the California Highway Patrol Border Division.

  • And I tried to make up an excuse

  • that my car wasn't working right.

  • They said, "No worries. We understand."

  • They sent a patrol car to my house

  • with a freaking uniformed officer.

  • And I was like, "Oh, my God."

  • Best part was I didn't tell my family he was coming.

  • Oh, yeah, sometimes you have to create

  • your own entertainment.

  • It was hysterical.

  • 5:00 rolled around.

  • I'm like, "He should be here any minute."

  • Sure enough... [imitates doorbell ringing]

  • "Frankie!

  • Frankie, can you get the door, please?"

  • "Okay, Gabriel." So he goes to the door.

  • Comes back, and he's got, like---you know, he's like...

  • [whispering] "Gabriel.

  • Gabriel, the police are here."

  • "Why are you whispering?"

  • '"Cause something's gonna happen."

  • When he said that, I'm like,

  • "Oh, I got to freaking let him have it now, right?"

  • I said, "Oh, my God, Frankie, they found me."

  • "What do you mean, Gabriel?"

  • "I got to go, Frankie. I got to go.

  • "Take care of your mom for me, okay?

  • I love you. I love you."

  • "No!"

  • "I got to go, Frankie."

  • And I saw the officer--- I said,

  • "Pretend you're arresting me. I want to freak out my kid."

  • "No problem. Turn around and put your hands behind your back."

  • "I can't reach.

  • "Just hold my hand.

  • "Walk me to the car. Just walk me to the car.

  • "Come on, just walk me to the car.

  • "He doesn't know the difference, dude.

  • "Just walk me to the freaking car.

  • Come on."

  • I get to the cop car.

  • He throws me in the backseat, right, and slams the door.

  • And I ask him,

  • "Is it okay if I yell out the window to freak out my kid?"

  • "You want to use the microphone?" "Yeah!"

  • Freaking... [imitates microphone feedback]

  • "Here you go, sir."

  • And he hands me the microphone, and I said,

  • "Frankie, this is the police.

  • "We have your father.

  • "We're coming back for you in one hour.

  • Do your homework."

  • [imitates siren warbling]

  • [imitates car driving away]

  • One minute later, my girlfriend calls me.

  • "You're an ass!"

  • "What's he doing?"

  • "He's doing his homework."

  • "That's called parenting, baby."

  • [cheering and applause]

I got a phone call from my agent.

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    本丸 posted on 2015/02/27
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