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  • I can barely believe this.

  • I mean, when I put the videos up I thought there might be a few of you who had seen the weird and wanted to help,

  • but the fact that there are so many of you… I mean

  • I'm overwhelmed.

  • We're gonna figure this out.

  • And of course, when I say we I mean...

  • [Turns to reveal Danny, writing on a chart]

  • Danny and I!

  • We have been working nonstop and, not that were geniuses or anything, but I think were really close to a breakthrough.

  • Oh no, I totally think were geniuses.

  • [Carmilla makes gagging sound]

  • Oh, sorry. I just got really nauseous all of a sudden.

  • Oh, that’s too bad. Maybe you should lay down.

  • [Carmilla gestures the sign of the horns]

  • So, she’s kind of intense.

  • Yeah. You have no idea.

  • But were not here to get hung up on my jerkface roommate.

  • You're totally right!

  • Okay.

  • Okay, as far as we know, we have four missing girls.

  • All have disappeared at parties. Two have reappeared.

  • And both with no memory of what happened.

  • Exactly. But all the disappearances aren’t all the same, either.

  • Sarah Jane and Natalie were having those super creepy dreams and we don’t know if Betty or

  • Elsie.

  • Elsie were having them and nobody else got a weird card or an elbow full of proto-shiitake goop.

  • [Danny Laughs]

  • I wish I’d gotten to see that.

  • You really don’t, actually.

  • So, can we think of anything else that the girls or the parties have in common?

  • [Montage of Danny and Laura working, Carmilla hanging out]

  • I think my brain has melted.

  • It's okay.

  • Well get you some carbs, some caffeine, you know, come at it fresh

  • [running to fridge] Ooooh! Oh my gosh, I am a terrible host!

  • I haven’t even offered you anything to drink or a snack. Would you like a snack?

  • I...

  • I havepeanut butter, grape soda, snack cakes.

  • Oh my god. How are you even alive right now? You know all that stuff is filled with polysyllabic chemicals.

  • I know, but it’s also really delicious.

  • And chocolate is comforting in the face of epic failure.

  • It's not epic failure!

  • We have been at this for ages and there is just nothing.

  • Not, nothing.

  • Okay, look at this.

  • Okay, all four girls go missing at parties, right?

  • The under the sea swim team party, the Summer Society rush party,

  • the north quad mixer, the psychology wine and cheese

  • All different events, planned by different groups

  • Yeah, but look at the party gear!

  • Okay, at theuh, at the swim team party,

  • small drink cauldron of Fizzy Dagons.

  • Mhm..,

  • At the wine and cheese, a three foot volcanic replica with melted brie.

  • At the Summer Society, bioluminescent candy bugs. And at the north quad mixer

  • Party fog.

  • All provided courtesy of

  • The alchemy department.

  • [Dramatic, gloomy music]

  • Wow, the glee club is really giving her, huh?

  • So, you think someone from the alchemy club is taking girls?

  • It's thin but it's a start,

  • Watson.

  • Have you even seen those lab rats youre accusing?

  • Most of them couldn’t carry off a Twizzler.

  • She’s right. Maybe we should talk to Sarah Jane and Natalie again, see if anything jogs their memory

  • Oh, great. Another visit from Miss Madness and Terror. Thatll be a blast.

  • [Later Natalie stops by in party gear]

  • Oh my god, this is so awesome! So, are you like, gonna put this on TV or something?

  • NoAre you feeling okay?

  • Oh my gosh, yes! I’ve never had more fun in my life.

  • Okay, because the last time we talked you were pretty freaked out, you know?

  • About the time that you were missing and the dreams?

  • Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. That was scary, but so glad that that’s over.

  • Hey, do you guys, like, have any coolers? No, no?

  • Okay, anybody wanna do some table dancing?

  • [to Carmilla] You? No? [to Danny] You?

  • No...

  • Come on, hot stuff. I know you like to dance

  • [Natalie dancing up against Danny]

  • NoNo, no, no, no.

I can barely believe this.

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