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Oh my God, Brandon is my best friend.
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Yes, Brandons, all Brandons, they're like best friends.
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Yeah, they're super sweet people.
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I think Brian is a trustworthy name. And Ryan is a hot name.
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Ryan's like your friend too.
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Nick is totally your friend's name. Yeah, I just think Nick is Nick. I think Nick is very unoffensive.
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Nicks are a good name. Yeah, if your name's Nick, like you're fine, everyone's gonna like you.
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I feel like Jacks, for some reason, I get a vibe that they're gonna swindle you,
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or they're the ones that are gonna cheat on you.
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Red flag name, TJ, RJ. Josh is a red flag.
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Like RJ, TJ, PJ
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No, Jacob's a creep. Jacob's stupid.
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Don't do this with Jacob again. (Yeah) You hear that
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Anybody who goes by their last name. That's my favorite!
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David, David's a powerful guy name, like Michael, classic names. (Yeah)
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William, oh yeah, especially if they do the whole name.
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I feel like Liams are business guys. I see them suited up.
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If you have a friend, a girlfriend that you're concerned about, and she tells you she started to date a William,
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It's kind of one of those things where it's like...It's gonna be okay. She's gonna be okay.
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The name that I am most likely to be like a guy who's kind of gross is Adam.
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Oh, I love the name Adam!
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Adams are like I finger-banged someone in the bathroom and didn't wash my hand.
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Bob
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I also could never say Bob and be serious about it.
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Like I could never be in a fight with someone and be like come on Bob!
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Steve, oh, it sounds like a nerd.
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It's tough to be a Steve.
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Frank, I think Frank is not a good looking guy.
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See, here's a thing, the name Frank is kind of like whatever, but then I happen to know some like really hot Franks.
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Really? Do I?
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I would love to say that I ended up with a Dylan.
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I would love to date a Brandon.
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Of course you would!
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I've always wanted to date a James.
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Ethan, ooh. Surfer boy. Ooh, totally.
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Ethan, you like Ethan. I love Ethan.
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I like Ethan. Ethans are confident.
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Just smoking hot, has this amazing sense of humor.
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Oh, I love Jake. Jake is my favorite male name.
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Jack is rugged. Yeah. Jake is like the heartthrob.
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Very fit, very cool. He's got the nicest five o'clock shadow you've ever seen.
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I think Parker is a hot name.
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Parker is so sexy.
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Have you ever met a Parker? No!
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Maybe that's why it's sexy.
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I know, yeah.