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  • Sorry, man. Girlfriend.

  • Uh-oh, you're in trouble?

  • She gets pissed off at me for going to the bar too much, so I said I’m not at the bar.

  • She gets more mad when she catches me.

  • She’s crazy.

  • I’ve been there, dude.

  • Just the other day, my girlfriend goes all psycho on me because she thought I was flirting with some chick at the bank.

  • It was just a transaction.

  • Ha! That’s nuts!

  • And then, on the way home, she captures this chipmunk.

  • And she's been torturing it for, like, the past week.

  • What?

  • You know, she's got this chipmunk and she keeps in the shoebox, and like, she does this little experiment on it, you know.

  • I don't know, she's crazy, man.

  • Yeah.

  • And, I'm not the jealous type, right? Like, you know that about me. I'm not jealous!

  • But, she has this necklace that's made out of teeth from an ex-boyfriend. What is that?

  • That's insane!

  • Yes, thank you! It's like, Hello? He's been missing for six months. It's over! Stop acting like a crazy bitch!

  • Dude, that's actual crazy behavior.

  • Yes, thank you. I know! Chicks, man.

  • No, no, no. Your girlfriend's a legit crazy person.

  • Guess we're just a couple of dudes with crazy girlfriends. Am I right?

  • Dave, you need to break up with this girl.

  • Come on, don't do that. I didn't tell you you need to break up with your girlfriend.

  • Because she's not actually crazy! That's just something I say when she's mad at me.

  • Yeah, your girlfriend gets mad at you when you drink too much. Mine gets mad when she can’t see the moon.

  • No, she’s actually going to murder you. My girlfriend’s just gonna be mildly annoying.

  • Yeah, cause she’s fucking crazy, man.

  • She’s not crazy! I’m sorry I said that.

  • Yeah, cause youre afraid of her? Huh?

  • No! I’m afraid of your girlfriend.

  • Hey, me too, brother!

  • I’m not trying to relate to you right now. Listen carefully. Guys call their girlfriends crazy whenever they show emotion.

  • And that is wrong. I see that now because youre dating an actual insane person, and I’m concerned for you.

  • So, please, break up with your crazy girlfriend.

  • Yeah, youre right. Youre right. I’ll do it. But only if you do it, too.

  • She’s gonna make a necklace out of your teeth!

  • Oh, shit! she’s here! I guess I’m in the doghouse tonight, right? Bro?

  • Dave!

  • Dude, run! Girls are crazy!

  • I want the molars!

  • Give me! It’s always with teeth with you!

  • Hey, Guys! It’s Murph from College Humor.

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  • I'll get you started. Um, am I the only one who didn't find this funny?

Sorry, man. Girlfriend.

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