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  • Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

  • Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as Piranha bait

  • Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

  • Dumb ways to die-ie-ie... So many dumb ways to die

  • Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work

  • Teach yourself how to fly Eat a 2-week-old unrefridgerated pie

  • Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

  • Dumb ways to die-ie-ie... so many dumb ways to die

  • Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride

  • Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

  • Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

  • Dumb ways to die-ie-ie... so many dumb ways to die

  • Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet

  • Eat a tube of super glue I wonder what's this red button do

  • Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

  • Dumb ways to die-ie-ie... so many dumb ways to die

  • Dress up like a moose during hunting season... Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason...

  • Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing

  • Run across the tracks between the platforms, they may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

  • Dumbest ways to die, the dumbest ways to die

  • Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie... So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die

  • Be safe around Trains, a message from METRO

Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

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