Name: Ross and Rachel Finally Get Divorced | Friends
Uploaded: 2026-03-31T13:15:18.000Z
Duration: 3 min 28 s
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Uh, I've already signed everything, and I put little X's where you need to sign.

You know, uh, you've done a lot of stupid stuff too, okay?

Oh, name one stupid thing that is as stupid as this one.

Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding?

Uh, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married?

I did those things because I was in love with you.

Um, I, uh, kind of have a little confession.

Uh, well, you know, this whole marriage thing.

Uh, well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?

And, uh, yeah, I didn't really—I didn't want to say anything,

but it just kind of kept coming back to me, and, um, remember we were in the casino, and

for some reason you thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes?

And, uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married.

So as a—as a compromise, we decided first to get married and then eat a lot of grapes.

So, um, sorry I got us into this whole thing.

So then if, if—I mean, if you think about it, this is all your fault.

I got to say, uh, I know we divorced a lot of women.

I always thought if you and I got married, that would be the one that stuck.

And it wouldn't be a secret, and we wouldn't have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut.

That may be the most depressing thing I've heard in my life.

All right, I should probably get these to my lawyer's office.

Hey, thanks, Ross, for taking care of all this.