Name: Ted on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Uploaded: 2026-03-30T09:19:07.000Z
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The superlative

Uh, he is the most famous stuffed toy since Tickle Me Elmo.

He is the star of the number one comedy of the year,

and he's got an unrated version of Ted debuting today on Blu-ray and DVD.

Please welcome A Guest Without Genitals, Ted.

First of all, you look great, very plush.

Congratulations on the success of the movie.

I thought it was really hilarious, and you were great in it too.

You know, my last movie was, of course, my rainforest documentary, Stop Chopping.

Now, are you getting recognized a lot now that you've done the movie?

You know, the other day I was at the mall, and I was getting mobbed,

and I had to run into a builder bear just to blend in.

Have you ever been in one of them builder bear places?

Why are you guys Frankensteining bears like Nazi doctors?

What kind of species are you that you would do that?

Yeah, that's actually a very good question.

Yeah, I'm going to go to the mall and ask Santa for a penis.

You can probably get that at Builder Bear.

They offered me Peter Dinklage's part on Game of Thrones.

There's dragons there, and I am highly flammable, so that was not going to work out.

We're basically just going to do the same movie, but in Thailand, like the Hangover.

You know, I have to say, you look a little zoned out.

So your movie Ted is out today on Blu-ray and DVD.

What can we see that we did not see in theaters?

You can see basically all the stuff that we didn't think was good enough to be in the movie.

There's a lot of deleted scenes, some extra crap, trading cards, Ted keychain.

Would you mind if we showed one of the deleted scenes?

Well, we have the clip right here, I believe.

Looks like you're getting some action there.

No, well, now, before we judge here, that dog used to run Universal Studios, so how do you think I got the job?