Name: Trump Bulls**ts About Iran Negotiations & Throws ICE Into Airport Chaos Mix | The Daily Show
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Welcome to "The Daily Show." My name is John Short.

I know I said we got a great show for you tonight.

Former national security adviser Jake Sullivan is going to be here tonight.

And like all people with a nuanced understanding of the complex geopolitics of the Middle East, he's not working in government anymore.

But before we get to all that, ladies and gentlemen, I hope you had a pleasant weekend and got some rest.

Because the dizzy and chaotic carnival ride that is Donald Trump's America continues to careen down Shit Show Hill.

The only thing giving me joy is looking forward to this season of "The Bachelorette." I mean, they've got a strong Mormon woman.

But luckily, in everything that is going wrong in our country, our intrepid leader is utterly unbothered.

The world disintegrates around him, largely due to his actions.

Yet he still managed to spend the weekend golfing a couple of times and partying at Mar-a-Lago.

I didn't know I was going to be here tonight.

I am not supposed to be prosecuting a war.

You know, I really think that the less fun we're all having, the better he seems to be doing.

Obviously, today is Monday, the only day of the work week.

It's time to focus and get down to the sobering business of wrapping up this war.

President Trump now arriving at Greece land for a bit of a detour on his stop.

Elvis had two eighth-degree black belts in karate.

It's unbelievable how disconnected Donald Trump is from the chaos that he himself is causing the American people.

But I'm glad you could have a nice time golfing and visiting Greece land while we're all freaking the out.

President Trump issues a deadline to open the Strait of Hormuz by Monday night, where he says he'll, quote, "obliterate Iranian power plants." Iran isn't blinking, saying if power plants are attacked, Iran will target the power plants of regional countries.

This escalates every day with no end in sight.

The countdown ticks towards Monday night.

But lo and behold, today Trump removed the sword of Donald's klees that he himself had hung over our heads.

The president just posting moments ago, he has now decided to, quote, "postpone any and all military strikes on Iranian power plants." The president claiming the US has been negotiating with Iran over the weekend, calling them in-depth, detailed, and

Well, I guess we're all going to have a little less action and a little more conversation.

That's all we get due to budget constraints, unfortunately.

And we've got to celebrate the wins, you know, in this war.

Punch has been spotted canoodling with a female monkey.

There they are, hugging and kissing and affectionately playing with each other.

It's really nice, although, um, hey, listen, girl, straight talk.

I know what you're thinking, but girl, you can't fix him.

You just Punch, seriously, if you're watching, I am happy for you.

You're a famous guy now, and you don't want to end up splitting your fortune in half.

But back to Iran, escalating tensions in the Middle East, I must applaud the president for stepping back from the cliff of escalation and engaging Iran in productive talks.

Iran has responded at state media saying there are no talks.

Well, now we're in the uncomfortable position of who to believe.

Normally, in this situation, I think we'd all be inclined to, in some measure, not trust the pronouncements coming from this theocratic and corrupt regime.

For clarity, I just want to it's not Iran.

So let's give our president the benefit of the doubt and just probe a little deeper.

Sir, you say we're having talks with Iran.

The article really makes a huge difference here.

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