Name: Trump Gets a Fictitious Award from Congress, a Prize from Iran & the MAGA Media is Outraged at Jimmy
Uploaded: 2026-03-27T21:33:09.000Z
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I apologize for my voice, I, um, you know, I went out, I did some early Christmas caroling last night.

I hit about 100 houses, the neighbors were very confused, but

I like to get a head start, you know, you know that, Guillermo, right?

not just at the news, uh, the NCAA basketball tournament is happening.

We started the day with the Sweet 16, we're now down to, uh, 12 teams.

Guillermo, you were in, what, third place?

That's how many people are in the office pool?

Well, I took Houston, Michigan, Purdue, and Duke in my final four.

Do you know a lot about Houston, about the team that you picked?

I didn't bother to fill out a bracket this year.

Instead, I just handed $10 to our receptionist instead to cut out the middleman.

Arizona went in today, ranked number one, and they were very cocky about it, I have to say.

I mean, that's today also happens to be opening day for baseball, Major League Baseball.

The Dodgers hosted the Diamondbacks at Dodger Stadium.

The Dodgers LA is trying to win their third straight World Series.

Dodgers right now are kind of like the Chicago Bulls from the '90s, except they have three Michael Jordans and they're all Japanese.

Michael Magic Johnson threw out the first pitch tonight at the Dodgers.

He got and he got fouled on the play, so he got to throw a second pitch, too.

It's funny, everyone at our office today was suddenly wearing baseball caps from their hometowns.

It was like, "Oh yeah, Jesse's from Pittsburgh.

How about that?" I am a Mets fan, and the Mets won today.

They got, uh, they got out to a big lead and miraculously kept that big lead.

This is video of a dad surprising his son with tickets to that game.

The bad news is you can't go to school today.

The good news is we're going to opening day.

That boy is a Mets fan through and through.

That's they can never let you down if you're already there, kid.

And this is something you're really you're not going to believe this.

I know there are a lot of things that are hard to believe lately, but

guess who got another made-up award last night?

The president has done so much for the American people, and

we want to honor him in some small way, some token of our appreciation for his leadership.

And so tonight we have created a new award.

This guy can't figure out who should be more embarrassed, the guy who came up with the new award, or the guy who proudly accepted the new award?

You can almost you can almost feel his spine exiting his body.

But he is the suitable and fitting recipient of the first-ever America First Award.

We can think of no better title for what that is.

Because I can come up with how about the Liesman Trophy?

That would be a better name, or the BME would be good?

I mean, but the squeaker of the house is correct.

There could be no more deserving winner of this fictitious distinction you created specifically to tongue-bait his undercarriage than Donald Trump.

My favorite part when they give Trump these awards is when he comes out with a look of surprise on his face.

Another trophy for me?" And the saddest part is he seems to be genuinely honored by these imaginary accolades.

To be an American, if it hurts still today, 'cause there ain't no doubt I love this land.

All the grace and elegance of a gorilla at a wedding.

It's like it's like, you know when you promise you're going to you promise you'll buy your kids gummy worms if they have a good behavior day?

The statue they gave him, it the statue itself, the inaugural America First Award in recognition of our president's extraordinary need to win things every single day, is a golden eagle.

And that is going on the mantle right next to his regifted Nobel Peace Prize and the Olympic gold medal he didn't win and the three tournament championships he won at his own golf club.