Name: MAGA Spins High Oil Prices Into Patriotism & Rand Paul Beefs with Markwayne Mullin | The Daily Show
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As the war continues into its third week, oil prices are skyrocketing, which is devastating for everyday Americans like commuters, truck drivers, and

that guy from Dune who lives in a pool of oil.

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He can only afford to bathe in a kiddie pool now.

Now, if oil prices keep rising, this flows through to a lot of areas.

Heating oil goes up, airline ticket prices go up, delivery services, public transit can go up, and

I swear to God, if this means my grandmother can't send me $10 for my birthday, she's dead to me.

For those of you who drop your Nana off on a Delta flight in the morning and just let her circle around in the sky all day, it's going to get a lot more expensive.

those tennis balls old people put on the bottom of their walkers come directly through the Strait of Hormuz.

So high gas prices have MAGA world in a tricky position now because there's no way to spin it as a good thing to the American people.

People are talking like this at the end of the world.

We're hardly ever called on to sacrifice anything anymore.

Americans are going to have to make some sacrifices.

For gas prices to go up a little bit is suddenly raising so much concern.

I mean, think, think, think of how much worse it was in World War II than what we're facing now.

It's not as bad as the worst war in human history.

I mean, you can dismiss any concerns that way.

Oh, you're upset because home ownership is out of reach?

Instead of shaming the American public for complaining about prices, a more thoughtful appeal might help.

This is short term, and I'm asking you to just trust the man, OK?

Hold on for, like, two to three tanks of gas for an it'll be an extra 10 to 12 bucks a tank.

You don't know how many tanks of gas I go through, man.

She's going to Tokyo Drift right through our kids' college fund.

This is just temporary pain that'll all be worth it in the long term.

I'm sure everyday Americans will understand and will take this in stride.

If you could say something to President Trump and he was going to hear you right now, what would it be?

Well, well, someone's not getting an invite to the new ballroom.

I'm sure that lady was probably just another Trump derangement syndrome liberal who makes her morning macho with a Ruth Bader Ginsburg whiss.

Let's hear what else this member of the resistance had to say.

Just imagine how angry she'll be when she votes for him a fourth time.

Well, let's move on because, unfortunately, for Trump, it's not going well for him on Capitol Hill either.

Two weeks ago, he sent Kristi Noem to the great costume bin in the sky.

And when Trump thought about who should replace Noem as head of Homeland Security, only one name came to mind.

That happened to be two names smushed into one name: Markwayne Mullen.

He had his confirmation hearing today, and

some people were expecting fireworks because Markwayne has bad blood with committee chairman Rand Paul.

In fact, you might remember that 10 years ago, Rand Paul got beat up by his neighbor when he was mowing the lawn.

And since then, Markwayne Mullen has taken the side of the neighbor.

I believe we have a quote from Mullen about Paul.

Rand Paul's a freaking snake, and I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did.

Picking on someone with half of your names?

I mean, although to be fair, while Rand Paul does only have one first name, it is his last name for some reason.

But of course, that fight was a decade ago.

This is an important confirmation hearing.

I don't think Rand Paul is going to use it to try to settle old scores.

You told the media that I was a freaking snake and that you completely understood why I had been assaulted.

You had never had the courage to look me in the eye and tell me that the assault was justiceful.

Tell me to my face why you think I deserve it.

A lack of contrition, no apology, and no regrets.

And so you say you completely understood that I was assaulted from behind.

I had six ribs broken and part of my lung removed.

We can move on with more pressing issues.

When I talked to you on the private on privately on the phone, there was no apology.

Somehow you think I'm just going to set that aside.

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