Name: Jake's Advice on Relationships | Adventure Time | Cartoon Network
Uploaded: 2026-03-24T08:24:16.000Z
Duration: 10 min 59 s
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I want to explain some things to you about couples.

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Hey Jake, do you think you should date someone just like you, or someone who's, like, your opposite?

I mean, if you feel something, you feel something.

It's not about personality matrixles and charts, it's all about the b-bumps in your heart.

Why didn't the princess invite me to dance?

Ugh, it sounds like you're dealing with some new emotions you don't understand.

I never heard you scream like that before.

You were all like, "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

No one kisses her but meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Yeah, okay, I want to kiss her, alright, you got me.

I'm just sick of having to hide my feelings all the drizz.

But look, man, let me share with you a little secret on how to win the heart of a princess.

You might have to defeat a demon lord and warp through several worlds.

But once you do, you walk up the wizard stairs and produce your magic key you got in the water world and unlock the chamber door.

Then you walk right up to the princess and you give her a smooch.

Hey Finn, come on, let's go do something.

I can't keep pushing this down any deeper.

Why do I keep trying if I can't keep her?

Every move I make is just another mistake.

I wonder what it would say because it feels like there's a hole inside my body.

It's like this feeling is gonna consume me.

If I keep waiting for this thing to start, oh, I feel like I'm all gummed up inside.

Uncle Jake's gotta find you a new love interest.

I was trying to help you get over your Princess Bubblegum sad times by hooking you two up.

No, really, man, her dad said she was evil!

I peeped beyond her burning gaze and noshed hot lunch with her soul.

Thank you for building my new home, Finn.

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Jake's Advice on Relationships | Adventure Time | Cartoon Network

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