Name: Comedians take swings at Trump’s plea for Iran help | Have I Got News For You
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This is our best friend, and that is a map.

So I'm just gonna say this story is about how everyone hates us, and they're right.

The story is Donald Trump goes to war with the world, and people abroad are not fake.

If you could say something to President Trump and he was gonna hear you right now, what would it be?

Now, as the war continues, President Trump seems perpetually surprised that Iran is actually fighting back during a war.

So now Trump, a man who seems to burn bridges while he's only halfway across the bridge, has finally realized, oh, dear, I need help from other countries.

How's that getting help from other countries going?

Apparently when you do stuff without asking people, they don't want to help you afterwards.

Here's Gannon Bash with how some of our allies responded.

Germany, this war has nothing to do with NATO.

UK, we will not be drawn into the wider war.

Australia, we will not be sending a ship to the Strait of Hormuz.

Japan, we are proceeding with consideration.

We are considering as Japanese for fuck you.

When Trump met with the Japanese Prime Minister, Sanae Takeshi, what happened in the meeting?

He thought it would be a great idea to make a joke about bombing Pearl Harbor.

Why didn't you tell US Allies in Europe and Asia, like Japan, about the war before attacking Iran?

We didn't tell anybody about it because we wanted surprise.

Who knows better about surprise than Japan?

Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

To be fair, he got some laughs in the room.

And then he goes, right, the ladies know what I'm talking about, right?

He made the attack without telling the other countries.

Normally a war, you go, hey, I'm gonna go over there and punch him in the face, make sure you got my back.

But Trump instead punched people in the face and then came back and go, hey, I just punched him in the face.

We have the strongest military by far in the world, we don't need them.

I'm almost doing it in some cases, not because we need him, but

because I want to find out how they react.

Oh, he's going through the stages of grief.

It'll be, quote, very bad for the future of NATO if they don't help us.

Britain's former chief of the defense staff doesn't want NATO to get pulled into this war.

NATO was created as a underlying four times defensive alliance.

It was not an alliance that was designed for one of the allies to go on a war of choice and then oblige everybody else to follow.

He started a war that no one wants to help in and there's no clear way out of that war.

But Trump is a scrappy guy who's always overcome adversity and he's overcome adversity all by himself.

The truth of the matter is that Donald Trump's sees himself as self made.

In 2015, he was asked this question at an election town hall.

With the exception of your family, have you ever been told no, it has not been easy for me.

My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.

The only thing he made himself was that color.

From the very moment Donald Trump has started in business, there has always been somebody there to bail him out when he failed.

In fact, Wikipedia has a whole category called businesses of Donald Trump that went bankrupt.

What is your favorite failed Donald Trump business?

Well, of all the things Trump businesses, there was this one.

The Sharper Image is one of my favorite stores with fantastic products of all kinds.

That's why I'm thrilled they agree with me.

Trump steaks are the world's greatest steaks.

And I mean that in every sense of the word.

The bigger question is, why are you buying a steak at an electronics store?

According to the former CEO of Sharper Image, quote, we literally sold almost no steaks in every sense of the word.

So the man who failed at casinos, failed at hotels, failed at stakes, has gotten us into a war that he promised he would never start.

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