Name: Honest Trailers - The Little Mermaid (feat. AVbyte)
Uploaded: 2015-01-19T05:45:19.000Z
Duration: 4 min 40 s
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In 1989, the same year that Taylor Swift was born, the world met an even doe-ier eyed girl

whose songs got even MORE stuck in your head.

Travel under the sea to the whimsically fascist kingdom of

Atlantica, where some fish are allowed to swim free,

while others are forced to drag the ruling class around in

And meet Ariel, a half naked 15 year old and confirmed hoarder.

Follow along on her literal fish-out-of-water story,

as she falls in love with the human Prince Eric

The only thing swimming in their way is the most clearly evil

An old witch who keeps the tortured souls of her victims in her front yard,

But none of that will stop Ariel from trading away her voice for a pair of legs and a 72

Get swept up in a fantastical romance where love conquers all

If by love, you mean acting like a clueless mute brat so an older guy will make out with

And enjoy the vintage Disney classic with an equally vintage message for today's young

Surround yourself with friends who are dumber and fatter than you,

abandon your family to marry a guy you just met,

and if you're not happy with the contract you signed without even reading...

get your fiance to murder the person who outsmarted you.

So strap on your fins for the musical you can't help but sing

"I'm a dumb mermaid who doesn't know sh*t."

"Don't know what this is, or that is either."

"But to move the plot along, the villain has to have a song."

The Shouldn't You Ask For Consent First? Song

"Her fish friends set the mood for you to pork the girl."

"The carpet match the drapes? Go on and pork the girl."

"Killing fish, killing fish, yes we show children this."

"Like if they made sushi of Nemo and Dory,"

"You'd have something as messed up as this."

And The One We're About To Get Stuck In Your Head

"There's no escapin', it's so amazin' and catchy!"

"You'll sing the words until you are dead."

"Even when you sleep, it plays on repeat."

"Girls don't need brain cells, just big ole seashells."

"Also don't be fat, but you'll ignore that"

The Closest Thing This Movie Has To A Black Person

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