Name: Trump Will End Iran War When He "Feels It in His Bones," Says Iran May Be Hit Again "Just for Fun"
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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight Show.

Guys, this is one of the best times of the year.

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, and it's officially March Madness.

Or as your liver calls it, one battle after another.

I read that 100 million brackets are expected to be filled out.

Yeah, we actually have an office pool here.

And the stakes are pretty high this year.

Yeah, everyone loves filling out a bracket.

Well, guys, Today is day 17 of the war in Iran, and

Trump just said that the war will end when he, quote, feels it in his bones.

Can't wait till Trump goes on social media and posts feeling cute.

Trump claimed that a former US President recently told him that he wished he had taken action against Iran, but

Trump was like, I won't say who, but we had a great conversation in my bathroom mirror.

In an interview over the weekend, Trump said that US Strikes have totally demolished Iran's Kharg island, but

we may hit it a few more times, quote, just for fun.

Jeez, I can't believe the Nobel Peace Prize committee just keeps snubbing this guy.

Yeah, Trump has continued to escalate the war in the Middle east, and

you might not think that's what his voters elected him to do, but

check out this interview we did with the Trump supporter right before he began his second term.

What are you hoping to see from a second Trump administration?

Well, I'm a working class guy with three kids, so it's pretty simple.

I hope he attacks Iran without any particular goal in mind and sends gas prices through the roof.

I don't want him to know why he's starting a war or when it'll end.

But I do want it to cost $82 to fill up my Kia Sorento.

Of course, my true dream is that it'll make Marco Rubio wear shoes that are way too big for him.

This guy's got to be feeling pretty Good right now.

Trump has been complaining that the headlines about the war in Iran are too negative.

Trump is always saying the media is against him, so he actually started writing some headlines of his own.

The original headline says, war in Iran stretches into third week with no exit plan.

But Trump's headline, trump geniusly keeps military plans top secret, even from himself.

Next up, gas prices skyrocket to $3.70 per gallon.

But Trump's headline says, there's never been a better time to buy a Tesler.

Trump barricades cell phone situation room to deal with national emergency.

Switching gears to some entertainment news, last night was the 98th Academy Awards.

For the first time, the Oscars modeled their stage after a P. F. Chang's.

There was a tie for best live action short film.

One of the stars of Marty Supreme Shark Tank's Kevin o' Leary had a very interesting outfit.

Oh, looks like a karate instructor who won Powerball.

Buzzfeed said that they have substantial doubt that they can stay in business.

Here to tell us more about this is Buzzfeed spokesman Peter McNelly.

So what exactly is causing the decline of Buzzfeed?

These 17 BuzzFeed articles haven't been clicked on in 12 years.

I'm sorry, why are you talking like that?

Only 90s kids will remember why I'm talking like this.

You're the know it all in your friend group.

I'm pretty sure clickbait doesn't work if you're just saying it out loud.

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