Name: Un Forever | Iran Posed No Imminent Threat | Not The Smartest Person | Florida's Cousin-Couples
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all children of all ages to the Late Show.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got a lot to get to tonight.

We got a lot to get to right off the bat.

we have some breaking election news coming out of the great state of North Korea.

Because with all precincts reporting, ready to call North Korea's Supreme People's assembly election, and

incumbent madman Kim Jong Un has won with 99.93% of the vote.

Congratulations to UN friend of the show.

We may have our differences, but you got to hand it to him.

He really rallied support with his stirring campaign slogan, I have your family.

In second place with 0% of the vote was Andrew Cuomo.

That was a better, better showing than expected.

Now, last three weeks, I've been talking a lot about the situation in Iran, and

Yesterday we got the resignation of director of the National Counterterrorism center and home perm cautionary tale Joe Kent.

Yesterday, in protest against the war with Iran, Kent posted a letter of resignation explaining that he had seen the intelligence and Iran posed no imminent threat.

So the US Is going to war in the Middle east without an imminent threat to our nation again.

Now, before anybody sends this guy an Edible Arrangement in the shape of the word hero, keep in mind he suck.

During his failed 2022 cross congressional campaign, Kent paid Graham Jorgensen, a member of the Proud Boys, for consulting work.

He also worked closely with Joey Gibson, founder of the Christian nationalist group Patriot Prayer.

He also blamed Israel for the 2003 war in Iraq.

Now, I'm not saying he's an anti Semite because a lot of people beat me to it, including one congressman who wrote, good riddance.

we surely don't want it in our government that Congressman Don Bacon.

Bacon is standing up for the Jewish people and he's not even kosher.

He was joined in a statement by Roger Ham Sandwich and Beverly Shellfish Tower.

And now to the skies, where yesterday an asteroid exploded above Ohio, producing a shockwave with a force of 250 tons of TNT.

Everyone's okay, but it was the biggest explosion in Ohio since your uncle tried the Skyline Three Way.

That's a man, a woman with a generous Topping of chili.

I want to go on a road trip with that guy.

Today was the confirmation hearing for the person replacing Kristi Noem as DHS Secretary.

Oklahoma Senator Mark Wayne Mullen, seen here trying to remember what comes after three.

Now, that joke might have been unfair to Mark Wayne Mullen's intellect.

I'm not going to be the smartest guy in any room I walk into.

Now, Mullen, you may know, has a history of being real dumb and real angry about it.

He once stood up and tried to start a literal fight at a Senate hearing.

And a few years ago, when Senator Rand Paul was attacked by his neighbor and sent to the hospital from that attack, Mark Wayne said he understood why Paul had been attacked.

Tell the world why you believe I deserve to be assaulted from behind, have six ribs broken and a damaged lung.

Tell me to my face why you think I deserved it.

And while you're at it, explain to the American public why they should trust a man with anger issues to set the proper example for ICE and Border Patrol agents.

it is a valid question, Senator Paul knows that anger issues are the top requirement for ICE and Border Patrol agents.

Right above not being the smartest person in any room you walk into.

Mark Wayne Mullen sure seems to enjoy solving problems with Mark.

Like that fight in the Senate hearing I mentioned.

Rand Paul talked about that in the days after the fight.

You did many interviews in which you justified the violence as historically justified by precedents such as caning and dueling.

I would simply point out some of the rules that still apply to this body.

For instance, dueling with two consenting adults is still there.

I cannot believe I'm agreeing with Rand Paul.

The only kind of duel that's still legal is FanDuel.

Okay, this just in from the Late Show's Florida affiliates.

After a new bill to ban it failed to pass the Florida legislature marriage between first cousins is still legal.

If you're looking for a perfect gift for the happy cousin couples, you'll find them registered at Bed Bath.

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