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  • Boobs, no boobs.

  • This one's bigger.

  • Boobs.

  • I knew it.

  • Oh, hi, I have boobs.

  • BuzzFeed presents: Weird Things Girls Do When They're Alone

  • And that's what I'd look like if I was pregnant.

  • What? Do I have a mustache?

  • When did that happen?

  • No, no, no.

  • What would I look like with straight-across bangs?

  • Yeah, that's good; that's a good one.

  • Is that gray?

  • Do I have wrinkles?

  • Oh, hi!

  • A little bit of purple.

  • Ooh, too much.

  • How am I not bald?

  • Maybe... maybe a little bit more.

  • Hair swirl.

  • Oohhh, I'm a ghost.

  • You like me, you really, really like me.

  • Let's get a little bit of soap on you.

  • I want to thank my mom and the Academy and my best friend Taylor.

  • Boob-a-doob-a-boop-boop

  • Whoa...

  • You know, I never thought I would have my own cooking show, but...

  • Ah, look where I am now.

  • Shirtless pic!

  • If you can't get organic ingredients, you might as well not be eating.

  • Oh, that's a good one; that should be... that should be your profile picture.

  • No.

  • No.

  • What?

  • What?

  • Yeeessss.

  • What?

  • What are you doing?

  • Living my best life.

  • Do you want a "Scandal"?

  • Yes!

  • 10 points!

  • Aren't you cold?

  • Why do you think I'm wearing socks?

  • Fair enough.

  • Is this the one where there is a scandal?

Boobs, no boobs.

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