Name: Trump Calls Newsom’s Learning Disability “Political Suicide”
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And now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news.

This news first reported by Wally's cue cards.

During an interview last week, President Trump claimed that California Governor Gavin Newsom committed political suicide by talking about his learning disability.

I don't think there's such a thing as a political suicide anymore.

I used to think orchestrating a coup was political suicide.

Hell, Kristi Noem admitted to shooting her dog, and you still hired her for a year.

During the Kennedy center board meeting yesterday at the White House, President Trump criticized some US Allies for not being enthusiastic enough about helping to secure the Strait of Hormuz and added, quote, the level of enthusiasm, it matters to me.

Plans were released last week for the renovation of the White House grounds, which include a 33,000 square foot visitor center.

You know, in case he ever decides to pop by.

Pentagon officials reportedly barred news photographers from the press briefing room because they did not like the way some pictures made Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth look.

You mean like a college basketball coach who quit smoking six hours ago?

During a recent briefing on military operations in Iran, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth dismissed comparisons to the war in Iraq and said, quote, this is not 2003.

A couple featured on the Real Housewives franchise was arrested last week after they allegedly stole over $3,000 worth of items from a Publix grocery store in Florida.

In their defense, that's like seven eggs right now.

Southwest Airlines announced last week it will no longer offer service to Chicago o' Hare or Washington Dulles.

I know they had flights, but when did they offer service?

The U.S. postal Service has unveiled new Forever stamps that feature five different lowrider cars.

So if you love lowriders and you collect stamps, you might be the only one.

And finally, the Los Angeles subway system recently unveiled the most unusual items from its lost and found, including a prosthetic leg.

Yet another reason why New York is better than la.

The legs you find on the subway here are real.

You know it from Westworld and from movies such as Selma Creed and the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

She'll be starring on Broadway in The fear of 13 at the James Earl Jones Theater with previews beginning this Thursday, March 19th.

She's a fantastic actor you've seen in that Thing youg Do, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Anaconda, as well as shows such as Silo and the White Lotus.

He co wrote and stars in she Dances, which is in theaters March 27th.

Steve Zahn is on the show and he hosts the podcast We Might Be Drunk and Tuesdays With Stories.

Be sure to see him perform live all over the country on his Mumbo Jumbo tour.

And check out his latest special, None Too Pleased, which is streaming now on Netflix.

The Very funny Mark Norman is here tonight.

Speaking of podcasts, Darcy Carden stops by Family Trips this week.

So moving on you guys, my wife other day she tells me that her friend's daughter just bought something called a dumb phone.

And she said, it's a phone that doesn't have any apps.

Apparently kids are buying these things on purpose because they think smartphones are turning their brains into goo.

Sometimes I look around, I don't even recognize the world I'm living in anymore.

Things are changing every day, and not always for the better.

And it's time to talk for a moment about how things were just a little bit more simple back in my day.

Back in my day there were no dumb phones.

If you wanted a phone that only served basic functions and didn't let you watch videos, you just bought a regular iPhone and took it for a ride on the New York City subway system.

First you lose your apps, then your data plan.

Nobody knows how the subway giveth and the subway taketh away.

In my day we didn't join run clubs to meet people.

Back in my day, running was already a part of dating.

She'd say she wanted to have kids within the year and you'd run right the out of there.

Back in my day, we weren't waiting 13 years for grand theft auto six Liberty City slickers.

Back in my day you wanted to do a little carjacking.

You just drove to a Wendy's, parked discreetly behind a dumpster, and got down to business.

It was a different kind of carjacking, but on the upside, it was a victimless crime.

Back in my day we didn't have to worry about AI slop on Facebook.

Like the kind posted by your mom's friend Janet, who has no inner monologue, no filter, and

some pretty strong views about non binary people that she liked to type out in all caps directly underneath photos of her grandkids at Disney World.

Back in my day, dating apps weren't declining.

Back in my day, declining is what women would do when you asked them out at a bar.

Especially when your haircut looked like you'd personally offended the barber.

Just FYI, back in my day, that also wasn't a good haircut.

Back in my day, nobody was drinking raw milk.

Back in my day, if you wanted to kill yourself with a beverage, you drank Jolt Cola.

One sip of that extra caffeinated soda and there was a set shaped hole in the side of my parents house.

It was like four loco minus the alcohol plus meth.

If you're wondering why folks did so much cocaine in the 80s, it's because they needed something to take the edge off the Jolt Cola.

Want to see what I look like on joke Cola?

Speaking of beverages, back in my day there was no prebiotic soda.

If you wanted healthy soda, you drank Diet Coke.

No sugar, no calories, and only 26 grams of mysterious impossible to pronounce chemicals per serving.

You know, for people who care what they put in their bodies.

That must have been that all natural potassium benzomac.

Back in my day, they weren't rebooting Malcolm in the middle back then.

TV networks had original ideas like rebooting 90210 or the fresh Prince or Gossip Girl or Full House, Gilmore Girls.