Name: Trump Thinks We're as Dumb as He Is, Gaslights Us on Oil Prices & Hegseth’s a Sensitive Snowflake
Uploaded: 2026-03-16T21:32:47.000Z
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Thanks for joining us here at our office, our home here in Los Angeles and Hollywood, where the Oscars are happening on Sunday.

Did you see all the stuff right across the street?

Guillermo, you will be on the red carpet on Sunday.

You know, they're saying it could get up to 200 degrees on Sunday.

Remember that butler Diddy used to the guy that held the umbrella over his head?

Yeah, well, you know, hey, you know, we have a big mystery to solve.

Right now, here in this city, $250,000 worth of male sex toys that were loaded onto a train headed from LA to Dallas have vanished.

They loaded them on a freight train and when the train got to Dallas, it was empty.

The company says the thief made off with 330 handy massage tube pleasure devices and 200189 handy massage pro model pleasure device.

Are looking for a suspect with 619 penises.

Guys, we're gonna get the gang back together for one last job.

So I googled it and it seems to be some kind of mini robot.

The Handy 2 is engineered with next gen technology and BU with our community feedback at its core.

Enabling new levels of interactive pleasure for penis owners.

I mean, I feel like my penis owns me in a lot of ways.

Anyway, I hope they find the thieves and I hope those items are returned to their rightful penis owners.

You hate to see people have to go back to doing that by hand.

Know this is why we need to get the Homeland Security Department back to work.

You know, the DHS has been partially shut down for almost a month now.

And this has been a real problem at the airport.

Roughly 50,000 TSA employees are currently working without pay.

More than 300 TSA agents have quit since the shutdown started.

And the number of agents calling out sick have skyrocketed, which of course has resulted in massive delays.

It often takes hours to get through airport security.

Now the staff shortages have gotten so Bad.

officers at some airports are being instructed to only do searches on travelers they find attractive, which is weird.

Gas prices have gone up every day for the past 11 days.

But our president, ex con mobil, says there is nothing to worry about.

He wrote, the United States is the largest oil producer in the world by far.

So when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money.

But of far greater interest and importance to me as president is stoping an evil empire, Iran, from having nuclear weapons.

He really is the stupidest president of all time.

That he says, when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money.

Maybe you and your buddies do, but we don't make a lot of money.

We just pay more for gas when oil prices go up.

The man who campaigned on the promise he would get gas prices under $2 a gallon is now trying to convince us that higher prices are better.

You know, you hear the term gaslighting a lot, but rarely when it comes to actual gas.

This is a gem, and it couldn't have come at a worse time.

According to a new survey, a third of Americans say they are skipping meals or cutting back on utilities like heat to pay the rising cost of their health care premiums.

Which makes me wonder what happened to that health care plan Trump announced two months ago?

Remember the great health care plan he announced that disappeared right, Right along with our invasion of Greenland?

And with all this going on, with all these problems, all this instability, war, inflation, Epstein, you name it.

You can see that for Trump, worrying about this is starting to take a toll.

You know, I was wondering if they'd ever reboot Jake and the Fat man, and they did yesterday.

Our current president and the next one right there in a room together, our FIFA Peace Prize winning POTUS said yesterday that even though we are still bombing ir, their soccer team is welcome to come to the United States for the World cup this summer.

And then when Iran's Minister of sports suggested they might not be keen to do that, he tweaked the invitation he wrote.

The Iran national soccer team is welcome to the World Cup.

But I really don't believe it is appropriate that they be there for their own life and safety.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Well, I'm glad he's looking out for them.

You know, Trump said we could take out Iran in an hour if we.

Which he couldn't even take off all his makeup in an hour.

I think he might be running out of people to fight because he's even going after members of his own party.

Now, Thomas Massie is a libertarian leaning Republican from Kentucky and Trump hates him because he's the co sponsor of that bill that forced the release of the Trump Epstein file.

So yesterday, Trump flew to Kentucky for a rally and to pick up some of that delicious fried chicken they have.

And then he did this big rally to support the guy running against Thomas Massey, a Trump sycophant named Ed Galrine, who jumped on stage to give the event a little extra dose of crazy.

Mr. President, I hope the fake news gets this.

Tom Massie stands with the ladies of the View.

Tom Massie stands with the ladies of the view.

I'm telling you, that is the greatest candidate.

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Trump Thinks We're as Dumb as He Is, Gaslights Us on Oil Prices & Hegseth’s a Sensitive Snowflake

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