Name: Trump Brags About Attending Ivy League: “I’m Real Smart”
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President Trump said yesterday he will tap the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to help lower, excuse me, energy costs.

Because if there's one thing he knows how to do, it's conserve energy.

During his event yesterday in Kentucky, President Trump said that he personally chose the name Operation Epic from a list of about 20 options.

During the same event, President Trump praised a group of attendees who have gone to hundreds of his rallies.

Said to aide, that's your Secret Service.

President Trump also said that he went to the Wharton School of Financ and added, quote, that means I'm real smart.

I think if you were, you'd know the word very.

During yesterday's rally, boxer and social media influencer Jake Paul said that President Trump taught him to, quote, never back down from a fight, even if they're much bigger than you or even if they're old enough to be your grandpa.

President Trump was set to speak today at a Women's History Month event.

And long story short, now Carmen Electra is $20 bill.

While speaking yesterday at an infrastructure summit, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said, quote, you should be able to have your 14 year old daughter get on a Metro train in New York City at 7 o' clock at night and feel safe.

And there's no way in hell I would ever put my daughter on the MTA in New York.

If you want to be safe on the subway, don't call it the Metro train.

That's how they know you're from out of town.

Pizza Hut announced yesterday that it's hiring a first of its kind, official Hut Crust connoisseur who will taste and review the chain's pizza crusts.

And don't worry, they found someone with years of experience.

A Triceratops skeleton will go up for auction next week and is expected to sell for more than $4 million to no, said Nick Cage's accountant, but

Chipotle is set tomorrow to offer customers with tattoos.

Buy one, get one free entrees from 3 to 4pm While customers without tattoos will probably just go somewhere nicer, I got a tattoo.

Buy one, get one free entrees from 3 to 4pm you gotta be kidding me.

You see the fantastic actors, you know, from Schmigadoon and Pushing Daisies, as well as her unforgettable work on Broadway and shows such as Wicked and you're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.

The season finale of her new series Stumble airs this Friday night on NBC with all episodes streaming the next day on Peacock.

Everybody, you know him from people we meet on vacation and the Hunger Games, the Ballad of Songbirds and snakes.

He's currently starring in the new thriller Wasteman, which is in theaters April 17th.

I think it's cause I get a waste man or Wasteman.

And then I was like, I think I said that wrong and then I blew Tom Blythe's name.

You know what really is I'm thinking about the time I got a tattoo with Dua Lipa.

The Trump administration Republicans say the Iran war is both a short excursion and a longer war.

And it's pretty much complete and it's also just beginning.

And high oil prices are a sacrifice we have to make.

And also high oil prices are actually a good thing.

But we might have to stay for four days or five weeks or six months to open the Strait of Hormuz for oil tankers because if it stays closed, oil prices are coming down, we'll go up and we'll lose the war we've already won.

For more on this, it's time for a closer look.

A majority of Americans say the Trump administration has not clearly explained the goal of war with Iran.

But that's frustrating to me because it just proves you haven't been listening.

The Trump administration has been clear from the beginning that the goal of the war is stopping Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon.

Or it's about regime change or it's about freedom for the Iranian people.

Or it's about destroying their ballistic missile factories.

Or it's because Iran posed an imminent threat.

Or it's because this whole time, Lindsey Graham has been a trickster God sent here to sow chaos by convincing Trump to go to war.

I've been a Loki this whole time, and my meemaw's a frost giant.

He's just a waiter walking around the party offering hors d'.

It tastes the same, but the sleeves make it look disconcerting.

Everyone's been harping on the man, asking him boring questions like, how long is this war going to take?

He's giving you a bunch of different options.

He told Axios this war could end in two to three days with a deal.

Then he told the New York Times, four to five weeks of fighting.