Name: Trump Got To Name The War | Tankers On Fire | Hegseth's Insecurity | 'Squatch Watch
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I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, ladies and gentlemen.

It's weird out there these days, even the weather.

Because this morning I checked my weather app and this is true.

It said high of 60, low of 35 with a 95% chance of snow.

Yes, for folks down in Kentucky last night.

Last night's forecast called for a 100% chance of rage and spittle because Trump held a rally down there.

And while he was up there, he introduced a unique way to pronounce that state.

We have added 70,000 new construction jobs in just a short period of time, including 8,000 brand new construction jobs in Kentucky.

How can you not know how to pronounce that word?

It's on every one of your chicken buckets.

That's not, not encourage this sort of thing.

Now, for days, Trump has been simultaneously saying that we've won the war in Iran and also that it has to keep going.

He continued that mixed message last night as we take decisive action to stop the threat posed by the terrorist regime in Iran.

You never like to say too early, you won, we won, we won.

It's so weird to say we won in the very first hour and then still be there 13 days later.

Though it does remind me of that footage of Neil Armstrong.

That's one small step for man and we're not leaving until we make it to the moon.

So why do we have to keep sending our troops to a war until the already finished war is over?

Well, he explained, we're not going to count on having competent presidents.

We have to assume we're going to have incompetent ones.

Look, just for the sake of argument, we have to consider that someday we might have the dumbest man alive as president.

Earlier this week, we learned the sobering fact that as many as 150Americans have been wounded so far in this war.

And Trump reassured the crowd of the gravity he brought to the difficult decision to take our country to war.

They gave me a list of names that General, sir.

And they gave me like 20 names and I'm like falling asleep.

Today we finally heard from the new Ayatollah, who happens to be the previous guy's son.

In his first statement, Iran's new Supreme Leader vowed to keep blocking the Strait of Hormuz.

So it's time for the latest installment of my surprisingly long running series, Hormuz News.

In the statement, Khamenei writes, the lever of blocking the Strait of Hormuz must undoubtedly continue to be used.

It was surprising to hear from the new leader because we know he was injured in the initial attack 13 days ago.

And recently reports have been circulating that he was in a coma.

Iran is clearly listening to their new supreme leader.

According to the International Energy Agency of.

The war in the Mid east has caused the largest supply disruption in the history of the global oil market.

But Trump says there's nothing to worry about.

They are pretty much at the end of the line.

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