Name: Trump Golfs Amid Iran War, Wears His Own Merch to Honor Fallen Soldiers & Tries to Fix Next Election
Uploaded: 2026-03-13T21:47:46.000Z
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We're happy to have you here in Hollywood, California.

Thanks for making it here on time in spite of the dreaded daylight saving.

For me, this is one of the worst days of the year, really is daylight saving Monday.

As if the days weren't long enough already, every day.

This morning, the kids didn't want to get out of bed.

It was, you know, my wife likes daylight.

She likes springing forward, which makes me hate it even more.

And now my kids and I all hate it together.

And so now, not only are we exhausted, we start the morning with a fight.

She doesn't want me to teach the kids to complain about things we can't control.

Teaching them to complain is really all I have to give.

Who is, in your opinion, who is right on this, Guillermo?

Anyway, this is what our government should be working on because it was a tough day for Trump, too.

You know, he lost a whole hour of rage posting yesterday.

I don't know what kind of magic cocoon the devil gave him when they made that deal, but

somehow he manages to do everything wrong.

On Thursday, Congress finally forced the DOJ to to post those summaries of the interviews the FBI did with a woman who says Trump assaulted her sexually and physically when she was a young teenager.

Her account of what she says happened is genuinely horrifying.

The FBI interviewed her four times today.

Four days later, it's like it never happened.

On Saturday, Trump found time to take part in what they call a dignified transfer is a solemn event in which the remains of service members who.

Who were killed in action or returned to US Soil.

We've now lost seven American lives in Trump's war on Iran, and

paying respect to troops who sacrificed everything as a result of a decision you made is one of, if not the most important things a president does.

But God forbid he just do it normally and respectfully.

On Saturday, Trump made history, becoming the first president to attend a dignified transfer while wearing his own merch.

On his head, he wore a gold Donald Trump brand USA cap.

Baseball players don't even wear baseball caps.

During the national anthem, he wears one to this.

And here he is checking his diaper to see if it's full.

And by the way, in case you're in the market, you know how much our draft dodging president charges for that USA cap?

But make no mistake, fashion faux pas aside, this is a president who supports our military.

He's even selling a special veteran edition of his God bless the USA Trump Bible.

Every situation is a merchandising opportunity.

Of course, whenever the president does something shameful, the heroes at Fox News swoop in to clean it up for him.

Fox News covered this by using footage from a dignified transfer last year in which Trump was not wearing a hat.

But the Internet figured it out pretty quick, so Fox News had to put out a statement.

During our coverage of yesterday's dignified transfer, we inadvertently aired video from an older dignified transfer instead of the ceremony that took place yesterday.

We deeply regret the error and deeply regret getting caught for the error.

I'm sure if CNN made that mistake, the folks at Fox would be super chill about it.

And I know that if any president did something that was deemed to be disrespectful, or Sheriff Obama or Biden or even a vice president, Kamala Harris did that.

If one of them ran afoul of military protocol, I'm sure Fox would look the other way on that, too.

And new developments tonight on the fallout from what many are calling President Obama's latte salute the disrespectful way.

The president saluted a Marine yesterday with his latte in his hand.

It's not a latte salute, it's a chai salute because he drinks chai tea.

But I mean, please, how disrespectful was that?

Obama, unlike his Democratic colleagues, isn't putting his hand over his heart during the national anthem.

My flop is Joe Biden checking his watch during.

Why he would need to do such thing, there's no explanation.

You've got a team of people who are around just to make sure you don't have lint on your jacket and they can't help you not check your watch.

It's a tweet from Vice President Kamala Harris.

Where people look to you and your only answer is, look at me, I'm cute.

And then with all hell breaking loose in the Middle East, Rory Snackleroy did what any wartime president would do.

He played around in Miami at Trump Doral.

It was good to see him back out there bragging, cheating, and farting on every hole.

It's not like he ever promised us he wouldn't play golf.

I'm not going to have time to go play golf.

Though, to be fair, he also said he wouldn't start any worse.