Name: Conan O'Brien Takes The Colbert Questionert
Uploaded: 2026-03-13T17:23:50.000Z
Duration: 11 min 20 s
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We're here with one of the stars of the new movie, along with Rose Byrne.

It's like I was pulled over and a policeman's asking me questions.

No, we've been very good friends from the moment I met you.

I was like, oh, this guy plays the way I do.

I just felt like, oh, you're one of my brothers.

I've interviewed you many times, Many times off camera.

But the problem is, is that however many times you talk to someone, if you don't ask the right questions, you don't get to know them very well, because people have an armor over them.

So what we have done here at the Late show is we've come up with something called the Colbert Questionnaire.

It is a series of questions, a series of questions that penetrate into the soul of someone like an insidious intent.

I am wondering whether you have the courage to be fully known by people, because that's what happens if you take the Kohlberg questionnaire.

Well, that's what we've planned on doing.

If you need me to try, then I need you to.

First question of the Colbert questionnaire.

I like it when it has, like, a roof on it.

No, Reuben is great, but I like a corned beef on a bulky roll.

I like it to have, like, a deli sandwich.

I had an uncle that used to bring him to our house, and

so I have an amazing association with it because our parents didn't feed us.

Some coleslaw in there, a little Thousand island dressing.

Okay, Conan, what was the first concert you attended?

Well, my dad, when Eubie Blake was having his big resurgence, because everyone's wild about Eubie.

And I think it was all because of the movie the Sting with Paul Newman, Robert Redford.

I had never been to, like, a big, real concert before, and

my dad said it's very important you see this gentleman play.

He's one of the great ragtime pianists of all time.

Cause he was, like, close to, you know, 100 years old.

it was amazing because I still feel like I have a link to this guy who was making this very important music.

I realized how he was making important music in the 1920s.

The scariest animal to me would be a large arachnid, like a hairy spider.

Have you had, like, a tarantula crawling?

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