Name: Trump Claims Iran War Is "Very Complete," Trump's Buddies Clash Over War | The Tonight Show
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Well, guys, it's been 10 days since the US launched a war in Iran, and

gas prices in the US have jumped nearly 20%.

We're now entering a time where filling up your Nissan Altima is seen as bougie.

Right now, everyone with a Tesla is like, well, well, well.

The CEO of United Airlines said that rising fuel prices will lead to higher fares.

It's never good when your pilot's like, the light's on, but I think we're gonna make it.

But today, during a phone interview with cbs, Trump said that the war with Iran is very complete.

Strong words from the commander in chief.

Just like when Truman said World War II was ending, kind of sorta.

Tomorrow he's gonna hang a George W. Bush banner that says, mission very complete, pretty much.

According to a new report, JD Vance, Marco Rubio and others in Trump's inner circle were.

Were initially against launching war in Iran.

Rubio almost convinced Trump not to do it, but he came up a little short.

Trump's inner circle was initially against striking Iran, but he changed their minds by doing it anyway.

Well, guys, we're in the second week of Trump's war in Iran, so let's break down what's going on.

President Trump has been ordering daily attacks on Iran's military infrastructure, or as he calls it, infrastructure.

Trump claims the US has greatly reduced Iran's defenses.

If you look at the statistics, or as he calls them, gas prices have already gone way up, but

Trump swears they'll come down significantly.

Or as he puts it, they come down significantly.

And with the whole thing is also affecting Iran's neighbors, like the United Arab Emirates, or as he calls it, the United Arab Emirates.

It's all enough to give you a headache and make you reach for the acetaminophen.

Even some Republicans are against the war, but so far, they've chosen to remain anonymous.

Or as Trump calls them, an anonymous, really an anomalous.

But Trump says he wants a victory that's undisputed.

In the end, Trump said that he'll do what he has to do for The United States.

Some more political news over the weekend.

In Miami, Trump named Kristi Noemi as his special envoy to fight drug trafficking at the first ever Shield of the Americas Summit.

Yep, a Shield of the Americas Summit, also known as the Christy Noem Participation trophy ceremony.

Speaking of, Trump's pick to replace Noem is Oklahoma Senator Mark Wayne Mullen.

He's a former MMA fighter who once challenged a man to a fight during a Senate hearing.

Here to introduce himself, Senator Mark Wayne Mullen.

Real brave you having me here after everything you've said about me.

I've literally never mentioned you before Thursday, you call me a liar.

I used to have a first name and a middle name.

Then I got so mad I squished them together.

My mama's a grizzly bear, and I had to fight her for my honey.

You don't want to mess with me, buddy boy.

I've been hitting the head so many times, putting a beanie on could kill me.

I will work tirelessly for this country because doctors have told me I should never go to sleep ever again.

That's the kind of spirit I'll be bringing to my new job as securittor of Home fry Sublibity.