Name: Trump’s an Absolute Disaster, Iran Aspires to Attack California & MAGA Coalition is Cracking
Uploaded: 2026-03-12T21:32:28.000Z
Duration: 13 min 53 s
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I am the host of the show, and I thank you for watching.

Thank you for coming and joining us here in Hollywood.

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I don't know if you saw it, but it's very exciting.

Just we're directly across the street from the Dolby Theater where they've already rolled out the red carpet for the Oscars on Sunday.

They made Conan do the carpet, rolling out himself.

You know, there's a lot more to hosting than just doing the show.

There's a good deal of manual labor involved.

And tonight we have the host of the Oscars.

Not only is Conan hosting the show, he is in a nominated movie.

If I had legs, I'd kick you, starring Rose Byrne, who was nominated for best actress.

This is going to be like if you had been nominated for best Actress the year I hosted the show.

You'll be on the red carpet this year, right?

Oh, you know, I'm glad you brought that up.

Because last year we had a real controversy, and I was very upset about it.

One of the other red carpet guys tried to steal, and

in fact did steal Guillermo's signature move of giving tequila to the stars.

And the name of that thief is Mario Lopez.

And I just want to say, for his sake, I hope it doesn't happen again, because you don't mess with Guillermo twice.

This little mogwai will turn into a gremlin like that.

Mario, I would hate to see anything happen to that beautiful face of yours.

The mood around the Oscars is a little bit tense this year.

You know, they beefed up security after the FBI warned law enforcement here in California that Iran is aspiring to launch a drone strike on the west coast, which is where we all are right now.

Isn't this how Iron Man 3 started the movie?

We barely survived the writers strike here.

And I hope these Iranians realize Donald Trump wants you to bomb us for him.

He might even bomb us himself and blame it on you.

I wonder how we're gonna look back at that.

You know, I mentioned last night many of Trump's advisers are urging him to just declare victory in Iran and get out and with the midterms coming up, some members of the House and Senate would like to him to consider that advice, too.

I think we ought to say to our heroes, thank you for a job well done.

Sounds like a man with a lot of confidence in his Commander in Chief.

Somehow we are in an even bigger mess than we were last month and the month before that.

And everyone around him is too scared to bring that up.

I mean, we have credible threats of retaliatory drone attacks on California.

And this guy today is in Kentucky reminiscing about the way Obama went down the stairs.

The only thing I admired about Barack Hussein Obama, which was nothing, actually

the only thing is the way he bobbed down.

And I couldn't believe that he made it without at least a noticeable major fall.

And then Trump got a visit from a celebrity who could be our next president of the United States.

You know, we never back down from a fight, even if they're much bigger than you.

I wonder if knows Trump got a note from his podiatrist who dodged the draft.

Do you think maybe he kept that a wonderful secret from Jake?

If there's one American who even has a chance to bring the world together, it definitely isn't Jake Paul.

Pope Leo, who's from Chicago, urged both the United States and Iran.

He said, stop the spiral of violence before it becomes an irreparable abyss.

You have to eat that baby Yoda, you know.

In New Mexico this week, state investigators in Santa Fe are searching Jeffrey Epstein's former property, which is known as Zorro Ranch.

They named it after Zorro because it looks like they redacted his face.