Name: Five Kids Soaring High In The Sky - Pete Holmes Says Playground Rules Never Change
Uploaded: 2026-03-12T17:03:44.000Z
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My next guest is a comedian, you know, from Crashing How We Roll and his stand up specials.

Please welcome back to the Late Show, Pete Holme.

I heard that you might be approaching your late 40s.

And I said, he's so young and youthful and sprightly.

Look, if anybody is 27 and they're worried about being 47, it's not that bad.

It's the little things that let you know you're getting older.

I got in bed the other night with my wife, brag.

She's like, there's no way that's a foot.

You gotta use that pumice stone down there to get off the edges.

Last time you were here, we talked about your daughter.

What have you learned from being a parent?

She saw her first limousine and she called it a tuxedo.

Stephen Colbert thought that was fantastic.

And I learned so much about playground culture now that I have a kid, because I can go again.

There were years when you were not welcome.

Look, I'm just saying, guys, you gotta have a plus one.

Don't just post up at the playground, they'll put a tarp on you.

So, what have you learned about playground culture?

Well, anybody that goes different than our childhood.

If you're pushing a kid on a swing, there's a phenomenon about once every 40 minutes or so.

Some other kid, you'll all know this, some other random kid, gets all turned around.

Like a chicken, they're turned around and they will wander and inevitably will walk the one place it is not safe to walk.

At the playground, directly in front of the swings.

I'm happy to say it's still happening to them.

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Five Kids Soaring High In The Sky - Pete Holmes Says Playground Rules Never Change

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