Name: Late Show Home Shopping: Canceled Clearance Sale! with Steve Carell
Uploaded: 2026-03-09T17:07:41.000Z
Duration: 7 min 33 s
Description: Thousands of YouTube videos with English-Chinese subtitles! Now you can learn to understand native speakers, expand your vocabulary, and improve your pronunciation...

Give it up for Louis Cato and the light show band.

Tonight, you know, you know, I, I, I love all of our guests.

But you know, you love some children more than others.

And tonight, just my favorite son is here.

Folks, in case you're not aware, the network has cancelled the late show and will be ending in May.

Ladies and gentlemen, please, please, please.

Folks, I'm so sorry you had to find out this way.

And to make our move out of the historic Ed Sullivan Theater here as easy as possible, we have decided to harness the power and style of home shopping networks to sell off everything we can late show and donate the proceeds to charity.

Because if we don't, because if we don't sell all this stuff, the network gets to keep all of our stuff.

Welcome to the shop to tonight, we are offering some unbelievable items at unverified prices.

And everything you see here, plus more is up for auction on our website, colbertlateshow.com eBay or go use this thing right here, which is both the QR code and also what Cruella de Vil did to the 102nd Dalmatian.

Go bid on these items because all the proceeds will go to the charity of my choice, which happens to be Jose Andres, World Central Kitchen.

And joining me tonight, as always, is my co host, Steve Carell.

Was I the star of the 2018 film welcome to Marwin?

Now let's take a look at these amazing items, folks.

Up first, a gorgeous and vital part of the late show set.

It's the little decorative water towers from my bookshelf.

For 11 years, these beauties have been on a low shelf just to the right of my guest chairs, sharing the spotlight with celebrities like Taylor Swift and Kyle McLaughlin.

It even features a custom design by renowned artist Shepard Fairey along with his signature, making it the rare item that impresses both art lovers and model train enthusiasts.

You know, something a little, maybe even better.

I wanted to add a piece of television history and I thought maybe something from the set of my long running TV show.

Well, I didn't have anything, so what I did is I grabbed this from backstage.

It is a ream of printer paper and I signed it.

Imagine this is the paper from that place on the office.

Let me tell you, Stephen, it was the very, very least I could do.

Next up, next up, we have a piece of late show history, film history, literary history, and

Middle Earth history from the Lord of the Rings.

It's Aragorn Sword and Duril, AKA the Flame of the west, that has been hanging on my set for the entire run of the late show.

Now, to be clear, ladies and gentlemen, this right here is not the real sword.

Because it's from a fictional movie based on a fictional book that takes place in a fantasy world?

Years ago, the real Anduril was given to me by Aragorn himself, Viggo Mortensen.

And that sword is being buried with me, along with my interns.

Now, Steve, what would you pay for the honor of this beautiful blade reforged from the shards of Narsil in Imladris?

Three rings for the Elven Kings, seven for the Dwarf Lords, and

So we will begin bidding at $13.79, ladies and gentlemen.

I will be adding a weapon from another classic film.

This is the actual flamethrower that was used in the movie Dead Poets Society.

Steven, there's no flamethrower in that movie.

No, in the story of Dead Poets Society, no flamethrowers show up.

It's what they use to make the Poets Dead.

All of this is benefiting World Central Kitchen.

So head to colbertlateshow.com eBay and start bidding on and or buying these great items for a great cause.

And keep checking back because we're adding more stuff all the time.

This is a topless photo of you, me, and Jon Stewart.

That we have each signed over our naked torso.

It's a beautiful image that would look right at home in a gilded frame.

Or stuffed under the mattress of a strange and lonely teenager.

Subtitles ListPlay Video

Late Show Home Shopping: Canceled Clearance Sale! with Steve Carell

stuff

grab

gorgeous

treat