Name: Noem’s Colleagues Celebrate Her Firing | ICE Whistleblower Testifies | RFK Jr. Attacks New England
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Late Show.

I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, ladies and gentlemen.

Well, it is a rainy night here in New York.

Let's talk about Kristi Noem getting fired.

Her fault for standing so close to that gravel pit.

It's too soon to know exactly why Kristi Noem is gone.

Before we find out any more information about what happened, I just want to say with absolute certainty, she is a domestic terrorist who deserves to go to Gitmo.

I acted on the information we had at the time.

Or if it did, her face was incapable of showing it.

Trump made the announcement as usual on social media, first saying he was nominating a new head of dhs, then adding the current secretary.

Kristi Noem, who has served us well, will be moving to be special envoy for the Shield of the Americas, our new security initiative in the Western Hemisphere.

Sounds like someone's about to become the FIFA Secretary of Homeland Security.

Well, at least Noem can fall back on all her other jobs.

Cowboy, soldier, and village crone who tells you exactly when you'll die.

Noem didn't seem to have a lot of fans in the administration.

When reached for comment about her getting kicked to the curb, one White House insider simply said, hallelujah.

It's a bit of a tell when your co workers celebrate your firing.

Hey, Shana, we know it's your last day, so we got you a sheet cake.

I know it looks like a regular cake, but I promise you, you'll taste the sheet.

Trump's choice to replace Noem is Senator Mark Wayne Mullen.

Well, it's just as dumb as you could possibly imagine.

Insiders say that Trump loves watching Senator Mullen on tv.

Yeah, apparently, it came down to either Mark Wayne Mullen or the limu emu, who admittedly would have worked hard to protect our liberty.

Noem did not look great on the TV this week.

She testified in the Senate and was asked by Louisiana Senator Kennedy about a series of extremely expensive TV ads featuring her.

And she passed the blame on to definitely the wrong guy.

The President approved ahead of time you spending $220 million running TV ads across the country in which you are featured prominently.

Don't ever blame anything on Donald Trump.

Ladies and gentlemen, it has come to my attention that Kristi Noem is just days away from developing a nuclear weapon.

We have no choice but to strike and strike hard.

Over in the House, she also testified, and

when she was there, things got a little bit spicy because, see, Noem and her top adviser, Corey Lewandowski, are rumored to be romantically boning.

California Representative Sidney Kamlogger Dove asked Noem about that, but not exactly those words.

Secretary Noem, at any time during your tenure as Director of Department of Homeland Security, have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?

Mr. Chairman, I am shocked that we're going down and peddling tabloid garbage in this committee today.

Reclaiming that, ma', am, one thing that I would tell you is that he is a special government employee who works for the White House.

There are thousands of them in the federal government.

She's had sex with thousands of government employees.

Back over in the Senate, Thom Tillis also questioned Noem's character by bringing up a painful memory from the past.

And I'll give you a good example of one that does.

The passage where you talk about killing a dog that was 14 months old.

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