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What was l saying about the...
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(Alicia) An agenda.
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An agenda, l have an agenda.
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[sighing]
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Which is that l have to immediately, um,
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increase the ad pages here by 20 percent.
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20 percent? Carter, only a startup magazine can do that.
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Yeah, well, l think this team can do it, Dan.
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Um, how?
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Well, Morty, basically what we--
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God, that's an awesome question.
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''How?''
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And the answer
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is synergy.
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We need to team up here.
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Yeah, we need to synchronize
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and we need to synergize.
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We're not alone. We're not alone.
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We're part of one of the biggest multimedia
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and brand name companies in the known universe, okay?
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Let's--let's take advantage of that, like, uh...
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Like...
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Krispity Krunch.
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Did anyone know that, uh,
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one of our sister companies is Krispity Krunch?
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So?
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So we talk to our brothers and sisters over at Krispity Krunch.
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We make a deal where we supply
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sports factoids to their boxes.
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So that when Joe Couch Potato is sitting there,
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he's, uh, snacking, he looks down, and what does he see?
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Sports AmerĂca Krispity Krunch sports factoids.
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He's definitely buying more Krispity Krunch
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and not Krunch 'n Krackle
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which, by the way, Iooks and tastes exactly the same.
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But guess what? No sports factoids.
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And Krispity Krunch is so happy they guarantee us 28 pages a year.
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Besides which, they know if they don't,
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Teddy K. is gonna be pissed.
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What is that? What am l talking about here, people?
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Synergy.
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lsn't that cheating?
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No, no. Hell, no.
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And, uh, Techline cell phones.
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We own Techline cell phones.
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Guess what we put on their browser?
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Factoids.
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Yes! Factoids! Synergy!
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And what else? Uh, box scores. And ads!
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We make a deal like a 100,OOO hits on the Internet
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has the equivalent value of one ad page of our hard copy.
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Are you getting it, people?
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The magazine has become just a portal
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to a synergized world of cross-promotion.
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We're gonna bust things wide open.
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We are gonna take things to the next level.
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Who's with me? Who's with me? Who-- who's psyched?
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Lou, are you psyched?
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Yeah. Yeah, l'm psyched.
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Okay.
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Alicia, are you psyched?
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Absolutely.
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Better. This guy. l'm sorry, l don't know your name yet.
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Hector. l'm in maintenance.
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That's cool. Hector...
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Hector, l know you're psyched.
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l'm psyched!
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[all laughing]
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Yes, Hector's psyched!
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And if Hector's psyched, then you know l'm psyched.
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l am psyched for this team.
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Now who else is with me? Who's psyched?
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(all) l'm psyched!
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(Carter) Excellent. Who else? Come on.
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Who do you think will be the first to get canned?
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My money's on Dan. He's prehistoric.