Name: The Perfect City Exists — And It's An Airport
Uploaded: 2026-03-06T16:53:25.000Z
Duration: 6 min 13 s
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I'm pumped for Tim Young's performance later on the show.

Who would you want to see from the team perform on the show?

Two of our writers formed a band called Crub.

They have a band with the husband of one of our other writers and then a fourth guy, I think.

And I want to see him perform on the show.

I think we tried to look into this, didn't we, Rob?

We tried to book Crop, but I think they already booked Kimmel.

Yeah, they were already doing another show.

We'll remove all the squares from our songs.

In case you hadn't figured it out, this is Tom and Nate.

As long as we can get the time off work, we should be able to make it.

When you perform on the show, are you gonna do it seriously, for real?

Ben has already put in the monologue that the next bit should be clean.

You need to take your co so they can't edit this out.

If you remove your jacket, there will be a continuity issue.

When did Freddie Mercury arrive at this show?

Nobody, nobody know they, like come and me wanna go O.

And Elon Musk is making headlines as word of his latest project has leaked out.

Apparently, he is in the process of building his very own city outside Austin, Texas, mostly for employees at his nearby factories.

Now, in case part of you is thinking, oh, that could be a good idea, I should tell you that Kanye west is also an investor.

Now, don't worry, Citizens of Elon Musk Town will Be perfectly safe.

Unless the police happen to hear you making any kind of joke at the expense of Elon Musk.

Ian, if you were going to build a city from scratch, talk to me about that city, what would it be like?

I think it'd be a lot more like kind of like the inside of an airport.

Like, it'd be inside of the airport city.

There'd be a lot of people, movers and then stores where you could buy a sandwich.

I feel like I've just got unlimited funds.

You get to the airport, the other side, you walk out arrivals.

You feel like everyone waiting for their family is paparazzi.

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