Name: Trump Distracts from Epstein Files with War in Iran, MAGA Tries to Spin & Donny's Big Red Rash
Uploaded: 2026-03-04T21:31:56.000Z
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Thank you for joining forces with us tonight.

We are coming to you from our home in Hollywood.

We have a big show tonight with a man who might be the 48th president of the United States one of these days.

Gilbert, did you bring all your parking tickets to have them voided like I told you to?

I already gave it to him in the green room.

You know, Gavin Newsom might be the only guy who wears more hair gel than you do.

Anyway, Governor Newsom will be here shortly.

And if you're watching in bed at the White House, you might want to stay up because we are definitely going to be talking about you, girl.

President Donald Trump did find time between bombings yesterday to post what the New York Post called apocalyptic footage of San Francisco under Gavin Newsom.

The Liatolla is pulling out all the stops lately.

Team Trump was on Capitol Hill today to brief Congress about the strikes on Iran.

Usually that happens before we invade a country, but technically, only Congress has the power to declare war.

But also technically, you're supposed to get a permit to tear down the east wing of the White House.

And they're not going to get bogged down in technically with this group.

The President sent a letter to lawmakers in which he claimed that it is too soon to know the full scope and duration of this conflict.

Now, on Sunday, he said it could last four to five weeks.

And yesterday he said it could be more than four to five weeks.

And tomorrow we'll be shooting for Christmas, I guess however long it takes until everyone stops talking about how many times his name is in the Trump Epstein files.

One of the concerns that has been raised is that dropping all these bombs could deplete our weapons reserves and put us in a tough spot if another conflict were to arise somewhere else, like if Greenland decides to launch a preemptive attack.

There are reports that the reason we've been moving so fast with this is that they want to finish the job before we run out of munitions.

President Donald J. Rumsfeld says we are locked and loaded for the long haul.

He says the United States munitions stockpiles have at the medium and upper medium grade, never been higher or better.

As was stated to me today, we have a virtually unlimited supply of these weapons.

We wars can be fought forever and very successfully using just these.

Just like the war, his stomach is fighting with his pants.

Now, listen, I'm not an expert in this, but I'm pretty sure our military doesn't have unlimited weapons.

It's not the buffet at the Golden Corral.

You know, last night I mentioned that the only good thing I could say about Trump before Saturday anyway was that he didn't start any wars.

And I'm not the only one who felt this way.

We found this op ed from the Wall street journal in 2023, written by a senator who said he was endorsing Trump because, quote, I know he won't recklessly send Americans to fight overseas.

Same fellow who called Trump America's Hitler.

Good thing for JD his boss does not read, so he should be okay.

This is all very TR for Trump because his followers in the Magaverse most definitely did not vote for this war.

This is the opposite of what Trump promised he would do.

And so now his nut jugglers are working overtime to spin this in a positive way.

Bibi and Trump are the modern Roosevelt Churchill combination.

Bibi and President Trump are Roosevelt Churchill.

That's right, taken from Henry Ass Kissinger.

And then we have Senator Mark Wayne Mullen from Oklahoma who doesn't seem to know which country we bomb.

It's up to the Iraqi people or, I'm sorry, the Iranian people declare war and ask for Congress to declare war on Iraq.

Has there ever been a Mark Wanier person than Mark Wain?

And fortunately, you have President Hegseth, or I say President Hegseth.

Secretary Hegseth, that is got a great relationship with President Trump.

These guys, they can't even get their story straight.

First, Trump and his special envoy, Steve Wyckoff said Iran posed an imminent threat because they were probably a week away from having nuclear material and ICBMs that could strike the United States.

But Marco Rubio, the Secretary of State, said Iran was not enriching uranium.

US Intelligence said they were still a decade away from having long range missiles.

Trump then floated the idea that the war was about regime change, while Pete Hegseth was saying this wasn't a war of regime change, even though the regime did change.

And yesterday, Marco Rubio said we attacked because Israel was about to attack Iran, so we had to strike first.

But today, Trump put the kibosh on that idea, so saying Israel did not force his hand, and

And they can't even agree on whether or not this is a war.

Trump keeps calling it a war, whereas his minions in Congress, like Anna Paulina, Lunatic.

And the always confused Mark Wayne Mullen are saying it ain't.

Are there measures being taken not to eliminate other possible alternatives to leadership?

This is war, and we're taking out the threat.

What I was saying that they declared war on us, but.

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