Name: Meanwhile... Colbert Balloon Doc | Megan Thee Stallion On Broadway | Martini Lunchpack
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Give it up for Louis Cato and the great big drawing machine.

I just want to salute to everybody on the show.

This past Saturday, we won the Producers Guild of America award for best variety in that talk.

You produced the hell out of this show, folks.

If you watch this show, the PGA award winning show, you know that I spend most of my time right over there in the new studio handcrafting the most topical soft merino and Anatolian angora into a slim fit with constructed soldiers and a center back vent with a sharp silhouette to craft for you the timeless yet contemporary single breasted wool and mohair Prada suit.

But sometimes, sometimes, folks, while tripping balls on salvia and cough syrup, naked on the banks of the Gowanus Canal, I cut armholes in a discarded refrigerator box and then catwalk through Park Slope wearing the gutter Gucci of news.

Meanwhile, Megan thee stallion is set to make her Broadway debut in Moulin Rouge, the musical.

And in her honor, the program for that theater will be Wet Ass Playbill.

Meanwhile, a man built an electrified chessboard that shocks players for bad moves.

The idea behind the board is pretty simple, is to see if negative reinforcement would help him become a better chess player and whatever.

Here's a bunch of people getting shocked.

Looks almost as fun as shoots and pepper spray.

Meanwhile, in our previous installment of Meanwhile, I assume you watch them all.

I told you about a New York surgical resident trying to pay off his $400,000 in student loans by making balloon art.

But it seems I forgot one important detail.

I woke up yesterday with dozens of messages saying that I was on the Stephen Colbert show yesterday.

So I'm like, how am I gonna get to this $400,000 if you're not gonna plug me?

And so, ultimately, there's only one thing to do right now.

First of all, I had no idea balloons came in Caucasian.

Uh, there's student debt crisis, and he's a frontline responder doing critical work for society.

But mostly because his balloon version of me has a waistline that is snatched.

The guy's Instagram handle is doctorbrandini.

Yes, Doctor Brandini, who'll make your pancreas disappear.

Meanwhile, in sugary supplement news, a chocolate boner syrup was recalled for actually containing a Viagra ingredient.

And now we know why Paddington always wears that trench coat.

Meanwhile, the New York Times is reporting on a possible upside of this bitter New York City winter.

There might be fewer rats because rodent experts say the prolonged cold weather could kill some rats.

After this harsh winter, all that will be left are the immortal ice rats.

Meanwhile, there is an it candle of New York City restaurant bathrooms.

The candle is called Wood Cabin and has been sniffed at restaurants and bars everywhere from smithereens and servos to eel bar hearts and the Fly.

Plus Smeak, Super Bueno Crispies, Brimbo Katana Kitten legrand, and the Stinky Horse.

And I'm not gonna tell you non New Yorkers which of those names are made up, because I don't know.

Meanwhile, scientists say lab grown brains are growing more powerful.

Meanwhile, a Los Angeles man who gave alcohol to a hawk has been sentenced for animal cruelty.

Not a great joke, but you'll find out in a minute why we made it.

Meanwhile, in Georgia, cops had to tell parents to make sure they haven't accidentally packed booze in their kids lunches after a parent mistakenly put a canned martini in their kid's lunch pack.

Okay, but then what are kids supposed to give the hawks?

We'll be right back with Jake Gyllenhaal.