Name: Trump Goes to War with Iran, Bill Clinton Testifies About Epstein & Boebert Explains Inflation
Uploaded: 2026-03-03T21:36:52.000Z
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Thank you for joining us here in our studio.

You know, when we left you last week on Thursday night, we were not at war.

And yeah, he used to say the one thing that surprised me about Donald Trump in a good way is that he hadn't gotten us into any wars.

Now there's nothing good about him in retrospect.

We should have seen this coming two weeks ago when he convened the first meeting of, of his new Board of Peace.

He met with the Board of Peace, eight days later, we're at war.

Turns out they probably should have just given him that Nobel Prize.

R2D2 is playing Chester Chewbacca, and C3PO suggests he let the Wookiee win.

Guillermo, I know you and the Ayatollah were very close, right?

Every morning Guillermo would call him, he'd say, hola, Ayatollah.

I feel like they could have killed him by slamming a door really hard.

It's early Saturday morning, just after midnight, the Pentagon launched what they are calling Operation Epic Fury, which is different from its original title, which was Operation Epstino Distracto.

They did it in concert with Israeli forces.

It required intense secrecy, which is why Donald Trump watched it unfold from his membership only beach resort in Florida.

From the very spot on which just two months ago, Vanilla Ice performed on stage with a Ninja Turtle.

The President monitored the attack from his super secure bunker at Mar A Lag.

Don't worry, I'm sure these fabric curtains are totally soundproof.

Trump probably just came in from the golf course.

He's sitting there, he's sweating like a yam and a hat.

And for whatever reason, they released a photo with a map in the background that revealed all the Iranian American target locations, which surprises me.

He launched a top secret military strike from the same kind of enclosure they used to sell hummus at A farmers market.

You know, people stay at Mar a Lago, they have guests on site who rent rooms for.

Don't go in the cabana next to the pool house.

They're having World War Three in there tonight.

Trump claims the operation in Iran could last four to five weeks or longer, and

Of course, our supremist leader launched this attack without getting approval from Congress, which is something regular presidents do all the time.

Six Americans were killed in the counterattacks, which is terrible and tragic, and

I hope that we show their families how grateful we are for this sacrifice that they made.

of course, our president would have gone over there to fight himself were it not for those pesky bone spurs that still haven't healed up.

And look, I think we could all probably agree that the world's a better place without the ayatollah, but

no one seems to understand why it was so urgent and that we attack immediately.

Even Ted Cruz said he saw no indication that Iran was close to getting nuclear weapons.

And wasn't Donald Trump supposed to be the president of peace?

I will Prevent World War 3 as only I can.

I will have the disastrous war between Russia and Ukraine settled.

I will get it settled before I even become president.

I'll get that thing settled before I take the office.

My proudest legacy will be that of a peacemaker and unifier.

That's what I want to be, a peacemaker and a unifier.

TRUMP has been now, after the bombing, calling for the Iranian people to rise up to topple the regime, which is the opposite of what he said he would do usually.

You know, he usually only calls for the overthrow of a government when he loses an election, but

Immediately after the attack, the president offered this message of hope and liberation to.

That's what he should be invading fast food restaurants.

Trump is suddenly all about toppling regimes, which is interesting cuz I remember a time when the idea that a president would start a war because he couldn't make a deal was seen by some as a negative.

Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate.