Name: Jimmy Kimmel Reacts to Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address 2026
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Thanks for watching and thank you for joining us for this special show following the State of the Union address.

We are 2,600 miles away from Washington D.C.

where we are still all digesting the Burger King speech tonight.

I can't believe America missed an all new Will Trent for this one.

The theme of tonight's speech was all foreigners are murderers.

And Trump just, he said zero illegal aliens have been allowed to the United States on his watch, but

the door is always open to those who come in legally to be his next wife.

He bragged about kicking 2 million people off food stamps.

It was like a Christmas message from the Grinch.

Trump applauded the efforts of a World War II vet who, who liberated an internment camp at the same time he is building new ones here in the United States.

He claimed gas is down to $1.85 a gallon.

When you ramble mostly incoherently for two hours, is that technically still a speech or does it at some point become a conniption?

We put him on all the channels to say this stuff.

Trump told us in advance that the speech was going to be long, and

We were waiting for the speech to finish before we started shooting the show.

He went on so long, we had to start before he said he's probably still going.

Which is a problem because Mike Johnson's bedtime is nine o' clock sharp.

The speech went on so long, Kristi Noem's dog shot itself.

Okay, they really, they do need to hire an orchestra to play him off like the Oscars.

At the stroke of 90 minutes, go straight into YMCA and end it.

Something was off with his hair tonight, too.

It looked like a cloud on top of a sweet potato or something.

His flop sweat and his makeup combined to form frothy homemade Orange Julius on his face.

You know, this event, it's supposed to be a joint session of Congress, but

a bunch of Democrats decided to sit it out in protest.

That had little impact on the pageantry for a speech that has been an annual tradition since George Washington delivered the first one back in 1790.

Speaker, I present the inaugural recipient of the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize, the rightful winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize, the undisputed champion of beautiful clean coal, the chairman of the Trump Kennedy center, chairman of the Trump Board of Peace semifinalist for the Carl's Jr.

He doesn't wear diapers and he had no idea his best friend was a pedophile.

All the Trump cult members were there, including Congressman Troy Nels, who showed up wearing a some very festive netwear.

You can see the very warm welcome that he's getting from his Republican colleagues there in the chamber.

Yeah, he's wearing a special thanks to the serial killer on Etsy who made that for him.

In a break from tradition, the President and First lady invited separate guests.

Usually the first lady invites guests to support the President's agenda.

So the state of their union is twin beds tonight.

But you know, this was a big deal cuz all the President's children were there.

Don Jr. Eric, Ivanka Barron, even Tiffany showed up.

Usually they only get together like this for his depositions, but he needed the support.

Trump's popularity is at its lowest point of his second term.

Chlamydia is now more popular than Donald Trump, so he needed them.

Seated behind the President were the Vice President and the speaker of the House.

The President's not a fun spot to be in because everyone's watching you the whole time.

So every little move you make gets scrutinized.

I guess all that standing and sitting on the chair got him kind of worked up.

Now we are the hottest country anywhere in the world.

Trump reportedly spent a lot of time rehearsing this speech, if he can believe it.

He even had a lectern brought into his private residence so he could practice.

Boy, oh boy, we're lucky we have a country with people like this.

But we've stopped it just in the nick of time, didn't we?

I have to say, Trump's dementia really makes me miss Joe Biden's dementia.

Here's the real state of the union, okay?

We have a nut job wannabe king who's doing everything he can to censor opinions he doesn't wanna hear.

He has his goons arresting incarcerating and killing American citizens.

He's got funding for cancer research in children's hospitals while he rakes in literally billions of dollars for himself and his family.

He's protecting pedophiles and won't explain it.

He's lining the pockets of billionaires, all while neglecting the sick, the poor, the hungry.

In the name of Jesus, by the way, who you can read all about, a Donald Trump edition of the God bless the USA Bible that is made in China and available for $99.99.

Okay, now, there were some positive moments tonight.

The golden boys from Team USA Hockey were in the house.

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Jimmy Kimmel Reacts to Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address 2026

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