Name: Trump Says He Wouldn’t Get Credit for Curing Cancer
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And now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news.

Tonight was the State of the Union address, and

President Trump said yesterday that he was expecting the speech to be long.

Oh, yeah, I think we're all expecting that.

You're incapable of being brief, even if you were just going to read a haiku.

President Trump tonight delivered his State of the Union address.

We tape early, so I'll go ahead and fact check in advance.

OJ's white Bronco was not driven by Joe Biden.

And actually, Jonathan Bailey is people's sexiest man alive.

During a White House event yesterday, President Trump complained that he does not get credit for his accomplishments, but

President Trump complained that he does not get credit for his accomplishments and added, quote, if I came up with a cure for cancer, they would say he should have done it years ago.

I feel like if you came up with a cure for cancer, I would lose respect for cancer.

During the same event, President Trump said the crazed shooters only go after consequential presidents and added that John F.

Was consequential because, quote, there was a glamour there.

Yeah, that's why they're going after you, the glamour.

I have an interesting question about that one, Wally.

I feel like you spelled glamour two different ways.

All right, so there's the punchline with the U.

I was just in London, so that's the London spelling, the British spelling.

Oh, you were in London, so you wanted to do one for us and one for them.

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was re elected yesterday as the head of the ruling political party.

I think because he got out and really talked to the people.

Unlike his opponent, who never left his grave.

The CEO of Domino's said in a new interview that the pizza chain is looking to double its market share in part by targeting lower income customers.

Oh, you mean hoping rich people order Domino's?

They can't read the pizza tracker through their monocle?

Did you see a lot of monocles over in foggy London town.

So lucky that we have Wally now to go to for her.

Our England news New York based food companies issued a recall for more than 9,000 pounds of family size Italian style frozen meatballs after customers reported finding pieces of metal.

Though if they were really Italian style, the company would have just said eat around it.

The pharmaceutical company Novo Nordisk announced today that it will reduce the cost of its weight loss drugs in 2027 by up to 50%.

Of course, the hard part will be keeping it off.

Finally, the restaurant chain Applebee's this week began offering a New Orleans themed Big Easy burger which features pepper jack cheese, spicy mustard and dewy sausage.

Everybody, we got a great show for you tonight.

You know from his starring role on Monk, as well as the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.

Catch him in Antigone, this play I read in high school.

Beginning February 26th at the public Theater right here in New York City.

You know her from Dying for Sex and Parks and Recreation as well as her amazing film Marcel the Shell with Shoes On.

She's making her Broadway debut, an all out comedy about ambition now playing at the Nederlander Theater.

Our friend Jenny Slate is back on the show and he is chef, partner of the 86 and co creator of the Corner Store.

He is going to show us how to make the perfect steak.

This week, an incredible conversation with her highly recomm.

Hey, also real quick today, 12th anniversary of late night.

And you know, I sit in my office today trying to reflect and couldn't come up with anything.

You know what the best snl, you know what the best late night we're ever going to do?

While I'm talking about living in the future, I'm like, you know snl, I mean late night.

You know, the best show we're ever gonna do is tonight.