Name: Spongebob Sqaurepants Squidness Protection Full Episode! 100 Subs Special Video!
Uploaded: 2026-02-22T22:30:52.000Z
Duration: 11 min 35 s
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Oh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

You may think you know me, but you don't.

I used to be Squidward Tentacles, but now the names Dolphin.

I have a wonderful new life in New Kelp City.

The worst thing that ever happened to me turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to me.

Excuse me, I'd like to lodge a complaint.

I'm sorry, sir, but that's the only reed we have in stock.

Have you ever thought of playing something safer, like the triangle?

Give me all the dough in the joint or I'll rub you out, Elmer Eraser.

If either of you bozos squeal, I'll track you down and rub you out.

See that you don't, or Elmer Eraser will find the police.

Tried to get me to talk, but I wasn't interested at first.

If you do remember anything, we can put you into witness protection.

Of course, we'll have to move you to a new town, change your name and give you a new job.

Unfortunately, you'll never see your friends or neighbors again.

Now I have everything I'd ever dreamed of.

Oh, you'd like to know how we found you, Squidward.

It was an average day at the old Krusty Krab.

Boy, the service here is really going Downhil.

I guess that would explain why I haven't had a single order in weeks.

I haven't seen him in his house for weeks either.

Now I just need something that smells like Squidward.

One of his old clarinet wreaths should help.

And so we followed the scent to your new front door.

Oh, you knuckleheads are gonna ruin everything.

The robber who relishes in rubbing out rats.

When you two get lost, you gotta lead that maniac right to me.

Gee, I had no idea Squidward was in witless perfection.