Name: Eddie Goes to Taiwan – Fresh Off The Boat
Uploaded: 2026-02-21T18:37:57.000Z
Duration: 1 min 46 s
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It's programmed with Big Auntie's number in Taipei.

I'm gonna wear this on my belt like a vacationing businessman.

You better have a damn good reason for calling me in Cancun.

Do you know the number for 911 in Taiwan?

By the time you figured that out, your stolen kidney has already been sewn inside a rich man's son.

It'll help you fall asleep on the plane so you can avoid the deadly effects of jet lag.

My first day in America, I'm walking across the street, feeling good, and then, bam.

All I'm saying is, immigrating here was hard.

I'm saving the real story from my memoir, Dark Waters.

I thought I could handle everything when I moved to America.

My first week here, I was working as a seafood delivery guy when my mediocre English got me lost.

Guys, I've heard these stories a million times.

When you're in a new country and you don't speak the language well and you don't have any money, it can be dangerous.

But I've been in Taiwan before, and I'm not just a little kid anymore.

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Eddie Goes to Taiwan – Fresh Off The Boat

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