Name: Dan Levy Stand-up
Uploaded: 2026-02-15T17:18:24.000Z
Duration: 5 min 21 s
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Our next guest is a brilliant stand up comedian.

We are so thrilled that he is performing for us tonight.

You can see his live show, Dan Levy and colleagues at the Largo here in LA on April 17th.

Please welcome the tremendously talented Dan Levy.

Dan Levy is a star of a Domino's commercial for the cheeseburger pizza in 2002.

And my middle daughter, who I've heard good things about, is always mad if we're not going to Claire's to buy bracelets.

The last store that's still open in the mall?

You know, it's always like, buy three things, get the next three free at the price of the first two.

I came in here to get my ears pierced, get gangrene and die because I'm in Claire's.

They should call that store Future Garbage.

Because really, every time I'm there, I'm like, I will throw this out shortly.

I just don't know, like, who thought of Claire's?

Like, I know it was Claire, but like, what was this lunatic thinking?

Just like furry notebooks with lice, you know, and

children's sleep masks with slinky eyeballs and choker necklaces for five year olds.

Sexy 5 year olds running out of Claire's and biting into a Wetzel.

What I love more than anything though, guys, is I love gossip.

Okay, when someone says, Dan, I have to tell you something.

And then when I repeat that information to everyone on my phone, five seconds later, I have an orgasm.

And that Is my week Monday through Thursday through Friday.

When I have sex with my wife, I'm like, talk dirty to me about your co workers.

When someone's like, dan, keep this between us.

But I hate when someone has great gossip.

They come at your office, they close the door, you know it's gonna be good.

You know, they're like, I gotta tell you something.

I'm like, you should, or I'll kill us both.

My mom has the worst goss mom goss the worst goss.

The beginning of her goss never matches the end.

And I'm gonna read you guys some of my mom goss via text right now so you understand what I'm dealing with on a daily basis.

7:00am in other news, there was no previous news.

Beth Weiss told me John Weiss and family are flying here for Thanksgiving.

And they are flying Breeze Airlines from LAX to Westchester Airport.

That's the way it crumbles with the cookies.

So I don't respond because that's gibberish.