Name: Orion Levine Stand-up
Uploaded: 2026-02-11T17:04:53.000Z
Duration: 5 min 14 s
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Our next guest is a brilliant stand up comedian.

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We are honored that he's chosen the Late Late show to make his network television debut this summer.

He'll be performing live at the Lincoln Lodge in Chicago, Illinois on June 30th.

Please welcome the outrageously talented Orion Levine.

Just goes to show, if you focus and you work hard, you two can split a Prius with my father.

First thing I did, took it on a huge road trip, drove it across the country.

And I don't know if you've ever driven a Prius across America, but

it's a lot like wearing a face mask inside of a Bass Pro Shops.

Nothing says I'm a Democrat like, 50 miles per gallon.

I was driving and I saw another guy in a Prius wave to me out of solidarity.

I was just like, what the hell does that loser in the Prius want?

I was in synagogue and my rabbi asked me if I ever read the Torah.

And I was like, no, bro, I'm still working on the Prisoner of Azkaban.

And a friend of mine tried to convince me that because we were Jewish, we couldn't also be white.

Which was hard to believe because we were on a ski lift when he said it.

Occupationally, sexually, it's missionary hair.

If I pulled out a guitar, you'd be like, that's gonna be about Jesus for sure.

I'm trying to learn how to stick up for myself more.

I dated a woman for six weeks and she thought my name was Logan the whole time.

I was like, I'll bring her around my friends, thinking my friends would say my name in conversation.

But I made the mistake of telling my friends the plan.

I've never been good at relationships, though.

I think it's cause my parents are divorced.

So I never had good role models for love or relationships.

The first time I saw my friend's parents kiss, I was like, ugh, they fight weird.

She won't stop DMing me motivational pictures.

She sent me an image of a bumblebee and then encouraged me over the bumblebee.

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Orion Levine Stand-up

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