Name: Comedians guess who on the panel is and is not in the Epstein files
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I'm gonna show you some highlights from the week.

The Department of Justice, old man Yapelott.

This story is about Epstein and all the things he may or may not have done.

Let's get the first thing out the way off the top.

Hasan, you and I are in the Epstein files.

Why don't ever get to Y and let me just enjoy it.

Hassan and I are in the files for doing political comedy shows.

Senator Schiff is in there for a bunch of news headlines.

And Michael Ian Black is in there for his show on something called Crackle.

Okay, so, Amber, it looks like you are the odd one out when it comes to who is in the Epstein file.

Now, we've had about a week to take in already.

And you text me, hey, come on the show, and you're gonna ambush.

Like, you're gonna ambush me in comedian friend of mine.

I'm like, hey, how do you think I feel, Senator?

They're clearly playing a version of Hide the Slime ball with all these redactions.

But the fact that they dig up you and Crackle, that they can find, but

all the other stuff ends up redacted, right?

Nobody has ever even heard of this streaming platform, Crackle.

But somehow I'm in the goddamn Epstein files.

And what giant trove came out of last week's release?

Well, you remember during the campaign, Trump and the people around him were promising they were going to release the files.

They were going to finally have transparency.

Now, let's get into the details of these files a little bit more with the game I like to call remember 2008.

If you don't remember 2008 was the seminal years Barack Obama's first term in office.

Iron man dropped, starred in the whole Marvel empire.

And a gentleman named Flo Rider reminded us to get low, low, low, low.

Does anyone know what else happened in 2008?

Is that the year Epstein first went to prison for soliciting sex from a child?

2008 was the year Jeffrey Epstein pleaded guilty to solicitation of prostitution with a minor and was sentenced to 18 months in prison.

So if people hang out with Jeffrey Epstein before 2008, maybe he's just a weird rich guy.

But if people hang out with him after 2008, they're hanging out with a dude who admitted to soliciting sex with kids.

And he kind of looked like your mama's first boyfriend after a divorce.

We've talked previously on the show about Lutnick and the whole relationship with Epstein.

They live next door to him and so in 2005, he had a little chit chat with Epstein.

So maybe Lutnick didn't know what Epstein was up to.

And here's what Lutnick most famously said about his 2005 visit with Epstein.

My wife and I decided that I will never be in the room with that disgusting person ever again.

So I was never in the room with him socially for business or even philanthropy.

I'm revising my opinion about Howard Glutnick here.

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