Name: "Mexican Jedi" - Trevor Noah - (Lost In Translation) RE-RELEASE
Uploaded: 2026-02-05T17:28:30.000Z
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I remember the worst encounter I had with the TSA was out in Burbank, California, Tiny little airport.

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And I was flying out, and I was coming to New York, right?

And so I'm in Burbank Airport, and I go through security.

Every time I have to take something off, I gotta beep.

The whole time, he's like, take that off.

Like, I felt like an underperforming stripper.

No, Just finally, he's like, you know what?

He's like, go ahead and put your hands up.

Because that hundred thousand dollar machine, that's play, Play.

So he looks at me and says, go ahead and stick your hands up, sir, and

If you were going to ask me anyway, then what was this?

And then, as if he can't do this, right, he calls for backup.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

And he calls for a man by the name Velasquez, who I'm assuming was the best wander that they had.

And Velazquez emerged from the back offices of the tsa.

People bowed their heads as he walked past.

Very long mustache, big chest, and he was very short.

You know, those short people that are so confident, it looks like they just chose to grow low.

And so Velasquez walks down towards where I'm standing with my agents.

I silenced him with one move of his hand.

He looked me in the eye, and he's like, sir, you go to stand for sight.

And I didn't know what he was saying, but I knew what he meant.

So I stood there, I raised my arms, and as I did, he whipped out his wand.

And as soon as he did, I knew why he was who he was.

It was the most magical thing I've ever come across in my life.

The way he wielded that wand was unlike anything I've ever experienced.

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"Mexican Jedi" - Trevor Noah - (Lost In Translation) RE-RELEASE

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