Name: Fresh Off The Boat - Funny Moments #18
Uploaded: 2026-02-04T15:24:02.000Z
Duration: 6 min 5 s
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I had to go through your mail to see what's going on with you.

Past simple

I hope so, because I'm missing a red book.

My mother in law's birthday is coming up and I need those perfume samples.

Just so we're clear, once again, what are the closing procedures?

Turn off the ovens, comb the bear, and make sure I lock the door after I leave.

Remember how much fun you used to have playing with Hank?

You know, they used to call me Louie Short Pockets.

All the ladies in here are fully clothed.

Hey, you see Whitney in your mailbox, you grab her and go, I get it.

So, Eddie, is it cool if I take a run at Nicole?

Well, you used to have a crush on her, and I wouldn't want it to be weird.

Cheap beer, nonstop Thorogood on the jukebox, the smell of camel lights and desperation.

Me and Tony held the table for nine straight games.

It's normal to have friends of the opposite sex in.

In fact, Marvin and I were friends for months before we got to see this.

Do you just hang around pool halls hoping to meet men?

It's more like a hang around men trying to pick up pool halls.

That's because I thought you were going to meet a Guy friend.

So I can never be around a woman outside of work.

All I am saying is if you're going to hang out with a woman, it has to be when the sun is up.

And she can't be taller than me or younger than me or weigh less than me or look like she weighs less than me.

Okay, I guess if you're stranded and you have to share food, then clear soups or broths or only.

And you will display your wedding band close to your face at all times.

Photos of your children must be present if they themselves cannot be.

If she happens to touch you, even if by accident, you will excuse yourself and call me immediately.

If she has smokey eye makeup, that is bad.

Jessica, you must always travel in separate vehicles going back.

And she must never have ever been or even wanted to be a gymnast.

Oh, and this goes without saying, but no Denzel movies.

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Fresh Off The Boat - Funny Moments #18

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