Name: Late Show Home Shopping: Canceled Clearance Sale! with John Oliver
Uploaded: 2026-02-03T17:05:57.000Z
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Oh, you're gonna want to save some of that energy for our.

For our guests tonight because I hold in my hot little hands the card full of questions for Mr.

We're finally, finally gonna get it right, folks.

I'm having a great time doing the show here at the historic Ed Sullivan Theater.

But in a few months, yeah, unbelievably beautiful.

But in a few months, I'm going to have to vacate the premises and to make a move.

Did y' all just find out those who watch the show more often, to make that move as easily as possible, we have decided to harness the power and style of home shopping networks to sell off everything I can from the late show and donate the proceeds to charity.

Because if I don't sell it off for charity, the network will sell off everything for pennies on the dollar and use the cash to buy Warner Brothers.

Tonight we have a gorgeous selection of beautiful deals and exclusive prices.

And everything you see here and more is up for auction on our website, colbertlateshow.com eBay or use that thing right there, which I believe takes you to a Covid era restaurant menu.

Go bid on these great items because all proceeds will go to World Central Kitchen, an organization.

An organization that feeds people wherever there's war or natural disaster.

Because regular catering jobs just weren't hard enough.

Joining me tonight, as always, is my co host, Mr. John Oliver.

Oh, thank you, Stephen, for forcing me to wear this outfit.

John, are you ready to throw your credibility out the window and sell something of questionable value?

First up, a luxury item from my own personal collection.

It's my actual script from the final episode of the Colbert Report.

also by acclaimed singer songwriter Randy Newman, one of history's greatest randys, right between Quaid and Macho Man Savage.

John, how much would you pay for an exciting product like this?

Well, this is an absolute must have for anyone who's a fan of Steven or Randy Newman or pieces of paper with the date December 18, 2014 written on them.

So I would expect to pay at least 50,000 quid.

And if you act now, I will also throw in the script for the final episode of the Late Show.

Of course, you'll have to wait to receive this until after we have written the script.

So far, all we have is welcome to the Late show followed by many words I cannot say on television.

And to make this perfect collection even more so, I will be adding this poster that I have made for the Late show with John Oliver.

Just in case CBS changes their mind and decides they do actually want to stay in the late night game.

You seem like a great company to work for, wouldn't you say so, Steven?

Up next, we have an incredible piece of broadcast history and a comfortable place to sit.

Now, this is the chair where guests of the Late show have sat across from Stephen Colbert while he pretended to listen to them.

Yes, this is the chair where guests of the Late show have sat across from Stephen Colbert while he pretended to listen to them.

Now, over the years, this chair has seen the ass of a thousand celebrities narrowly beating Pete Davidson's record.

And to make this chair even better, I will be leaving some change between the cushions.

And by change, I mean a one hundred dollar bill signed by both Stephen and myself.

And we are starting bidding tonight at $98.

So there is a chance that you could make two bucks.

It's the big furry hat I Wore during all 31 installments of my iconic segment.

Don't miss your chance to own a piece of late night history.

Specifically the night seven years ago when we stopped doing this bit.

Now, John, what would you pay for this one of a kind item like this?

Well, Stephen, big furry hat is a segment I cannot forget because I never learned what it was.

Like most people, I skipped the first few years of your show.

But if I had to guess, I'd say it's worth $43 million.

That is the suggested retail price, but we will start bidding tonight at just $100.

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