Name: Bye Bye, Bovino | Noem Is The Face Of Trump's ICE Mess | Presidential Decay | The "Melania" Disaster
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Welcome, welcome one and all to the Late Show.

And tonight, tonight I want to take all that energy and I'm going to use it to offer another salute to the people of Minnesota who have stood up for each other in beautiful ways.

These people have beautifully stood up for each other in the midst of the violence and fear mongering of this administration.

And today, Minnesota officials announced that Trump is withdrawing federal officers from Minnesota.

We don't know how many, we don't know when, we don't know how many, but

I'm told we already have footage of one federal officer standing down.

I will never pass up an opportunity to show that footage.

Apparently, Trump learned that violent masked goons are not crowd pleasers.

And he learned that from his most trusted advisor.

Reportedly over the weekend, working from the Oval Office, Trump watched as footage of the shooting of Alex Preddy played on repeat from Minneapolis as one insider described the situation.

And Trump knows better than anybody if you don't un quick enough, you could end up with an Eric.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry to use bad words like Eric.

His big move, his big move in beginning the unfining, sending in Trump's border czar and love child of Shrek and Mrs.

Just to refresh your memory, though, it sounds like I don't need to.

He was the architect of Trump's family separation policy.

And in 2024, he allegedly accepted 50, $50,000 from an undercover FBI agent that was hidden in a bag from the Mediterranean fast casual restaurant Cava.

So downside, terrorizing families and maybe taking bribes.

Now that Homan's in, the old guard is out.

Because reportedly, in response to the outrage over Alex Preddy's murder, the head border patrol thug in Minnesota, Greg Bevino, has lost his job as commander at large.

Another reminder, Greg Bevino has been accused of using racial profiling to round up Hispanic men, women and children, created an enforcement strategy where officers jump out of unmarked rental vans to ambush immigrant day laborers.

And he admitted to lying to justify deploying tear gas against protesters, as one source described his whole deal, he's a cowboy and it was a mess.

Just like the Jon Bon Jovi song I'm a cowboy.

The only downside to getting yanked from Minnesota is that yesterday we wrote this whole script about how Bavino, who's been called Little Napoleon, is short as hell.

Now I'll never get to talk about how he looks like a little brother about to play paintball with the sixth graders.

Or how he can barely see over the steering wheel or the fact that he got his coat off an American girl.

Now Bavino is on his way back to California where he is expected to retire or possibly go back to his former job.

Being the guy that you have to be taller than to ride the log flume.

It's not just Greg Bevino in trouble, cuz.

Yesterday, Trump held a late night crisis talk with Kristi Noem amid reports that her job is at serious risk.

I'm guessing Trump is coming down hard on Noem because she handled the response to Alex Preddy's murder with all the grace of a drunk Mr.

Bean roller skating through a maternity ward.

Also, she has been one of Bovino's biggest backers at dhs.

And Noem has been the face of the administration's immigration crackdown.

That face brought to you by Dr. Janus von Plumbenberg.

You know his slogan, I went to medical school on a boat.

All this stress can't be good for the president's health.

Rumors have been swirling about all sorts of medical issues with him.

So the White House recently agreed to a Trump interview with New York magazine titled, at St.

Miller's actual request, the Superhuman president.

Remember how he said it was going to release the Epstein files?

Unfortunately, the interview went sideways almost immediately when Trump said this about his father, Fred, at a certain age, about 86, 87, he started getting.

Trump pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him, to which she responded, alzheimer's.

And I'm certainly not saying Donald Trump has Alzheimer's, but I feel like he definitely has.

He pressed Trump on whether he worries about his family's history of dementia.

Trump played it cool, saying, I don't think about it at all.

After he was done defending his questionable brain, he turned to his unrefrigerated hand.

Trump's been saying the bruise is from shaking so many hands and during the interview, he added a fun new twist, blaming women's fingernails and rings, including one particularly nasty slice that came from a botched high five with Attorney General Pam Bondi, that is.

There's only one possible reason someone's hands should leave you with cuts.

I was high fiving this troubled young man named Edward.

Real quiet fellow, crazy hair, pale face, lives up on a hill, makes beautiful topiary art.

I can see, I can see why Winona Ryder just loves the fellow.

Trump and his gaggle of sycophants really tried to talk up his physical fitness.

For example, his former doctor, now Congressman Ronny Jackson, told a story about seeing the President on a treadmill, saying Trump was wearing gym shorts and a T shirt and he looked like an athlete.

off the record, have you ever wondered what it would look like if you watched a Clydesdale decompose in a Hefty bag?

Now, one thing, one thing paints a picture.

One thing that makes it hard to believe the story that Donald Trump is the fittest man ever to live is that he keeps falling asleep in public.

But Caroline Levitt had an answer for that, too.

When the President rests his eyes, he's actually, quote, actively listening.

Just like that herbal tea mascot, the Actively Listening Bear.

He's totally alert and definitely, He's definitely going to remember to put out that fire.

He's also facing a lawsuit claiming it's illegal for him to build his big, beautiful ballroom.

So this weekend, he posted all of the structural steel windows, doors, AC heating equipment, marble stone, precast concrete, bulletproof windows, glass, anti drone roofing, and

much more has been ordered or is ready to be.

And there is no practical or reasonable way to go back.

Adding stoppage of construction at this late date when so much has already been ordered and done would be devastating to the White House, our country and all concerned.