Name: Conan Becomes A Texas Deputy, Part 1 | CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2026-01-30T08:28:43.000Z
Duration: 5 min 43 s
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Now I for one, am a strong believer in small town justice.

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I visited with the sheriff of Johnson county, which is located 50 miles south of Dallas, to see if I had what it takes to become a county deputy.

I have the rare privilege of standing here with Sheriff Bob Alford of Johnson County.

Okay, so are you going to deputize me today?

I stole a wheelchair about six years ago.

I thought it would be funny if the person came out and their wheelchair was gone.

At least you see the error of your ways, so that's a positive.

We're going to assign you to a big deputy.

Of course, you're expected to step in there and help him if necessary.

Conan, you have got to get your hands dirty.

You got to eat the beans, wear the jeans.

Eat the beans, wear the jeans, and wear the jeans.

We have a training period you have to go through before you actually drive.

Yes, Sheriff, all due respect, I'm a celebrity.

You're a celebrity and you're from Hollywood?

You're gonna be carrying a 6 hour.45 caliber if you pass.

I was decocked once by finding that one in the floor.

There'll be different scenarios set up on the screen, so you have to make that call.

Can I shoot this guy or do I talk him down or let him go and catch him later?

You and your partner are responding to a silence alarm at a local bank.

This guy just whooped your partners, fixing to whoop you, and you're just standing there.

Well, first of all, he was wearing a T shirt that said World peace.

You stay out here and I'll check out inside.

I may have shot the woman coming towards the bank.

I don't think there was anything left in the scene that you didn't shoot.

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Conan Becomes A Texas Deputy, Part 1 | CONAN on TBS

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