Name: Jordan Schlansky Analyzes Conan’s Suggestive Saunter | Conan O'Brien Radio
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And from time to time, you think I'm a list of times.

And you know, in that moment, he's not even asking you a question.

The question becomes in your mind, what do you do?

And the way I interpret it is you make a conscious decision.

Okay, I see this paparazzo there, nothing new must happen.

Frequently, I'm just gonna continue walking, going about my day.

Right, but your brain is very conscious of the fact that now you're deliberately walking with purpose.

I've seen you walk many times over many years in this particular moment, I'm convinced that your mind is so deliberate about.

You pass the camera, you start, you're coming at him and you pass.

And then there's a shot of your ass walking away.

And you're ass cheeks are gyrating from side to side because you're.

If one were to categorize different asses, they do fall into general.

I'm not trying to diminish anybody's uniqueness, but what I'm saying is there are general categories.

But to me, the flatness is not the most significant characteristic.

It rides high up on your legs, and that has a very specific look.

And when you're walking away from this man's camera with such confidence, such deliberate comments, your ass cheeks are gyrating from side to side.

It is the perfect representation of a saunter.

And in that moment, I don't know if you were feeling a sexuality in you, in your confidence, but

I'm telling you, your ass and your pants are very form fitting as well.

I remember the days as a tall man, you found it hard to buy jeans that were long enough.

And then you found a guy to start custom making your jeans.

And your pants are so well fitted now, they're really hugging those ass cheeks.

I think we should acknowledge the behavior of your ass as you're walking away from camera in this paparazzo video.

Would you like that to go on any longer before I interrupt you, or are you done?

It looks like it's springtime, maybe fall.

We live in an era now where people have cameras out all the time.

There's paparazzo cameras, but there's also just people with iPhones.

You get less self conscious about it over time.

I don't think I'm that much affected by this person.

Again, you haven't seen this footage, but I know how I walk.

None other than Steve Martin once in a note to me, talked to me about my posture.

Pointed out that my posture was so good that it distracted him from whatever I was saying, meaning that he thought my posture was much more impressive than my comedy.

And I do think it's possible that I'm trying to.

This is my way of coming on to whoever's photographing me that maybe I'm putting a little English on the ass.

I'm not looking for it and I'm not looking away from it.

It presents itself to me in certain situations.

I never expected to, but sometimes there it is.

Like I say, I don't turn away if it falls into my field of vision.

If I'm looking this way and your ass moves there, I'm not gonna look away from it.

You're saying, much like a baboon, I use my ass to attract you.

When a baboon's ass becomes quite red, they present it.

And presenting the ass is maybe the most primordial form.

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