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  • Man, that movie gets better every time I see it.

  • - [ attendant ] hey ! - Yeah, but that part about lighting farts is bullshit.

  • You can't do that. [ muffled ] yeah, you can.

  • No way ! [ muffled ] yes, you can !

  • Okay, kenny, I'll bet you $100 you can't light a fart on fire.

  • [ muffled reply ]

  • - [ poot ] - [ kenny giggling ]

  • - [ screaming ] - holy shit, dude !

  • Oh, my god !

  • Oh, shit ! Oh, shit !

  • Help ! Somebody do something !

  • This stick is on fire !

  • [ gasps ]

  • [ kenny screaming, muffled ]

  • Oh, my god ! You killed kenny ! You bastard !

  • I guess you can light a fart on fire.

  • [ nurse ] over here, doctor !

  • - Load that I.V. With 70 ccs of sodium pentothol. - We just called the parents.

  • Now our moms are gonna find out we went to the terrance and phillip movie again.

  • Vacuum ! Try to untangle his trachea and esophagus !

  • - Dude ! - No, that doesn't go there !

  • [ screaming ]

  • Ohh ! Gross, that's stan ! Sick !

  • [ nurse ] watch his liver ! I'll get it !

  • - [ continues screaming ] - we have precious little time left !

  • - We're gonna lose him soon ! - Doctor, his heart's stopped !

  • Let's get it out of there ! We need to zap this, quick !

  • Who's making a potato ?

  • My bad, sir. I missed lunch.

  • Damn it, I'm not gonna lose this kid !

  • [ doctor ] close him up. We've done all we can. The rest is up to god.

  • Kenny ? Kenny, can you hear me ? [ muffled ] holy shit, dude.

  • - How are you feeling, son ? - [ muffled reply ]

  • Great. Son, I have some bad news.

  • We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have three seconds to live.

  • - [ muffled ] what ? - Fucking weak, dude !

  • Oh, my god. They killed kenny !

  • You bastards !

  • Damn it ! It never gets any easier !

  • ♪ [ whistling ]

  • I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him $100.

  • Cartman, it's not your fault.

  • No, I know. I'm just fuckin' stoked I don't have to pay him.

  • Oh, that's real nice. He was your friend, you fat fuck !

Man, that movie gets better every time I see it.

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