Name: Conan Challenges Jordan Schlansky To A Water Taste Test | Conan O'Brien Radio
Uploaded: 2026-01-26T04:30:31.000Z
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I understand that you were a huge fan of the water.

Some people drink water and they think all water is the same.

When I encounter water, every type of water is different.

Obviously the biggest difference would be sparkling versus flat.

But even within that, what are the size of the water you can taste?

If I gave them to you side by side in a vacuum, maybe you can't tell the difference.

I have to say, I might be a little bit of a dummy when it comes to water.

I know bad water, meaning, oh, this is water out of a tap and they put too much chlorine or the pipes are rusty.

I know that, but I don't think I know one water from another water.

One of the most defining characteristics about water is how many total dissolved solids are in them, expressed in parts per million, also known as tds.

So you've got your average, like average, maybe.

Avian has 150 parts per million TDS, and that's a very comfortable.

It doesn't leach your minerals, nor does it really enhance your body.

And then you have very like waters, like Voss, the Norwegian water, which has great packaging and everything like that.

And then you've got like a Gerald Steiner from Germany with a very high tds.

You drink a liter of this and you have like a quarter of your day's requirement of calcium.

So there's a water in Austria called Volkslauer, and unfortunately it's not imported into the United States.

But whenever I go to Austria, to me that's a huge draw to be able to order a Volslauer.

And you had Volflauer too, because that's what people drink.

I. I did not drop the glass and go, got him.

You know, I watch you drinking it and I think, watching.

Are you in a foreigner with your hands in your pants watching me?

I watch you drinking that Voslower, and I'm thinking, that jackass, he doesn't even realize what he's drinking.

We're going to do a little blind taste test.

And maybe you can tell us if you can identify it or if you like it.

Why don't you give that a little sip of roof?

And why don't you give that a little sip?

I put that at like a 234tds parts per million.

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