Name: Infinitely Greenland | Billion Dollar Peace Board | Chairman For Life | Peace Buddies
Uploaded: 2026-01-25T17:07:53.000Z
Duration: 12 min 29 s
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Welcome in here and out there to the Late Show.

I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, and I just want to start off tonight.

I want to start off the show tonight with a heartfelt fushoo because after weeks of threatening to go to war with our NATO allies over Greenland, an island that is neither green, normal, nor has much land, Yesterday at the 11th hour, Trump announced that he had reached the framework of a Greenland deal with NATO.

The problem that we never had until he created it is finally solved.

I'm taking the loaded shotgun from the chimp I gave it to.

Hold it tight now, Bobo, me friend pin stay in.

Before we get into details of this framework, I have to warn you that there are none and that the nun is also very vague.

Here's Trump attempting to explain it yesterday.

It looks like we have pretty much a concept of a deal.

So just a yes or no, you still do not have a plan.

Well, at least we finally know his replacement for Obamacare.

Now, we first learned of the concept of the framework of a possibility, of a shadow, of a ricochet, of an echo of Odile yesterday when Trump posted, based upon a very productive meeting that I had with the Secretary General of NATO, Mark Ruddy, we have formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland.

This solution, if consummated, will be a great one.

Now, one would imagine that if you want to take over all or part of any country, you would negotiate with that country.

But no surprise, Greenland's Prime Minister, Jans Friedrich Nielsen repeatedly noted that he has not been told what the Trump ruddy framework entails.

So Greenland isn't part of the negotiations.

Dearly beloved, by the power vested in me, I now pronounce this couple husband and woman who just found out this is happening.

So we don't know what the Greenland plant is, and neither does Greenland.

But that did not stop Trump from crowing this morning that he won.

Total security, total access to everything.

Okay, this may surprise you, but he is lying.

We know everything that Trump wanted, okay?

He laid out his things he wanted in this AI picture of him planting the American flag in Greenland with J.D.

And I want to say the secret seventh Wahlberg brother Tito.

That sign there, it says Greenland, US territory established 2026.

Meaning it's ours and it's not, and it ain't gonna be.

Instead, it sounds like the deal is gonna be a lot like what the United States already had, making it look a whole lot like Trump folded or Taco'd.

So, yes, he blew up an 80 year post war alliance with Europe, but

Again, Again, not all, or possibly any of the details have been worked out for us to get what we already have.

But at least we got a concrete idea of the timeline of it.

How long would the deal be, Mr. President?

We get to enjoy Greenland and bottomless mimosas until the maid of honor pukes.

Despite caving, Trump spent his final 18 hours in Davos on victory laps like this one.

Gets everything we wanted, including especially real national security.

But more importantly, why is he making this announcement in what sounds like a piano bar?

With your festive headscarf, you look lovely.

Well, technically, it's the concept of a framework of a song.

We're still negotiating the melody, thank you very much.

Well, it's a relief knowing that Trump isn't going to invade Greenland.

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