Name: 康納突擊喬丹：上班遲到＆頂級濃縮咖啡機 中文字幕
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Well, I'm sorry to say there's a bit of a controversy brewing backstage here at the Conan show.

And brewing is actually an apt term to use because it involves an espresso machine and one Mr.

Jordan Schlansky investigating his crime.

People are saying that there's an expensive new machine in that Jordan only lets a few people have access to it.

Now, Jordan loves Italy and, in fact, may believe that he's Italian even though his last name is Schlansky.

Do you know what Jordan does on the show?

Are you worried at all for Jordan telling me this?

I don't mean dead, but, you know, he's dead.

Okay, I'm headed back into Jordan Schlansky's office to confront him about this espresso machine.

His office is not accessible like everyone else's.

Go through this, and we gotta go through here.

First of all, your office is a mess, okay?

What's the difference between what you said?

Did I buy you this Italian almond biscotti?

That would be if there was more than one.

Would you take me out and show me the espresso machine, please?

This is Lavazza Blue LB2312 espresso machine.

The machine retails for between 5 and $700.

There are espresso machines that cost $5,000.

I didn't want to spend your money needlessly.

Do you feel that you were forthcoming about the location of the machine and that everyone was welcome to use it?

I want you to understand that it's not my responsibility to be forthcoming and to make announcements at any times.

Do you find it, do you find it at all interesting that the machine is located.

Actually a little more because I've got big feet and ladies, do the math.

I'm noticing right now that the instructions on the machine are in Italian.

Do you think that's at all off putting to people who want to use the machine and don't speak Italian?

I think you're making the assumption that I chose the display language.

Furthermore, Italian is a beautiful language and I don't see the problem with having Italian instructions on the machine.

The way Mussolini made a lot of decisions for his country.

Another Italian who had a dream of things running smoothly.

I've been very welcome of everybody to use it and I've tried to use this very welcoming.

The Fuhrer was behind fewer doors in his bunker in 45.

I had to walk through, I believe seven doors to get here.

You could not hide a coffee machine better.

If Osama Bin Laden was cringing near this coffee machine, he'd be alive today because no one would ever have found him.

I take it this is the infamous sign Espresso 101.

I used this as an opportunity to educate the staff, who's largely American, on what a proper Italian espresso should be.

I'm noticing that you talk about United States and Americans almost with contempt.

You have a derisive tone towards these Americans.

I have a derisive tone towards the quality of coffee served in the us you hate American coffee.

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康納突擊喬丹：上班遲到＆頂級濃縮咖啡機中文字幕

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康納突擊喬丹：上班遲到＆頂級濃縮咖啡機 中文字幕

associate

experiment

suppose

accessible

康納突擊喬丹：上班遲到＆頂級濃縮咖啡機中文字幕